Tuesday, November 30, 2004

philsbury dohboi: dude..this is frightening familiar
philsbury dohboi: liddo 4g3tful: how do u spell.. deteariates?
liddo 4g3tful: like.. de tear re ates?
liddo 4g3tful: thats how u pernounce ti
liddo 4g3tful: my dictionary cant find it

hahhaha the lams are hilarious

for those who don't remember....
babyxfiesty: hey how do u spell
babyxfiesty: edikates?
babyxfiesty: thast how u pronounce it
babyxfiesty: iono how its spelled
babyxfiesty: like..good eating edikates

Sunday, November 21, 2004

whitneyish: so do you want to be a doctor?
DoGgiEp0oP: hah yeah thats why im here
whitneyish: what kind of doctor?
DoGgiEp0oP: im thinking about pediatrics
whitneyish: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
whitneyish: oh wait
whitneyish: is this... the one with feet?
whitneyish: or the one with children
whitneyish: i always get it wrong

Friday, November 19, 2004

DoGgiEp0oP: what uu pto
ArghMan: about to go buy some vending machines

haha what on earth..it's like..milk..check...bread...check..vending machine...check ..ok thats everything!

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

babyxfiesty: let me give a little education about the female body
babyxfiesty: a baby takes 9 months to form and give birth
babyxfiesty: through the naval canal
naval canal!@klj!#!#lk:j#!klj#@kl

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

s t e e b a r n: hey jack
s t e e b a r n: do you ever take a dump
s t e e b a r n: and it doesn't go in the bowl
s t e e b a r n: but it sits right on the toilet seat
DoGgiEp0oP: no sorry
s t e e b a r n: dude, it's so gross
DoGgiEp0oP: i can imagine
s t e e b a r n: it's like i wanna shout at it
s t e e b a r n: and be like
s t e e b a r n: WHY ARE YOU THERE
s t e e b a r n: AND NOT IN THE POOL

AWFUL

DoGgiEp0oP: so a lot of ppl has asked me this since i put it on my blog
DoGgiEp0oP: when do the gonads descend
nanclee728: lets see, i believe they're supposed to descend prior to birth
nanclee728: like in the 3 trimester
nanclee728: cause during the 2 and 3 is when all the stuff starts moving down to the scrotum
nanclee728: HOWEVER
nanclee728: testes sometimes are "undescended" and down descend til after birth
nanclee728: sometimes they don't even descend by the time your 6
nanclee728: so then you have to have surgery
nanclee728: cause it increases your chances of having cancer
nanclee728: the proper name for undescended testicles is:
nanclee728: crytorchidism (or cryptorchism)
DoGgiEp0oP: ah thank you

so now...getting kicked in the nuts will be refered to as crytochidism-smash

Monday, November 08, 2004

MUHAHAHH IT'S BACK! sorry guys for the longest time no update...i guess people stopped being funny. or i dogged on them so much that they stopped talking to me =(. amazing how i started this thing 2 years ago because i didnt want to study for the mcats. now i revived it because i don't want to study for my 1st block of finals in med school. in any case..enjoy!! for now only this post has new stuff but hopefully people will be funny again and i can get more material. btw you can now comment! yes! very exciting. so exciting you need to use the restroom. i know i do!! i want to compile a top ten so let me know your nominations!


at the Hollywood bowl
tammy: hey guys! what song is this!@
me: dude...they are tuning...

talking about our presentations
stickEpoop: yo doggie
dooDoGgiEp0oP: hey man
stickEpoop: i have 56 slides
stickEpoop: is that a lot?
DoGgiEp0oP: WHAT THE CARP
stickEpoop: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: i have 19
stickEpoop: oops, i meant
stickEpoop: i have 8

chivroics837: did you settle with church ?
chivroics837: and youth group ?
chivroics837: and meet any new wife material ?

nanclee728: ok, i'm gonna go read about the descent of the gonads

DoGgiEp0oP: i need more funny material
babyxfiesty: takl to me more!!
babyxfiesty: hhhahaha
DoGgiEp0oP: i said i need more funny material
babyxfiesty: u loser

oh welcome to jack's page of literary delights. i should be studying but i decided to create this..how do you say? ah yes..blog. here you may feast your eyes on an eclectic collection of intellectually stimulating discourses. i originally planned to save these conversations and make it into a book entitled "Discourses with Jack- Good Times" in 10 years..but, as it is, i am bored now. so, let me take you on an epic of an adventure for all five of your senses and once you see the great fun to be had, you'll want to IM me too.

doggiep0op: que pasa
ArghMan: playing and drinkign boabo
ArghMan: eh
ArghMan: er boab
ArghMan: er boab
DoGgiEp0oP: haha man
ArghMan: er boab
DoGgiEp0oP: haha
ArghMan: BOAB
ArghMan: WHAT THE
ArghMan: BOBA
ArghMan: MAN THAT WAS RETARDED MY BRAIN LKIKE MELTED

DoGgiep0op: how do you spell potatoe
DoGgiep0op: is that right?
Fool4life9: no it's potato
Fool4life9: like tomato
Fool4life9: potatoe and tomatoe just look wrong
Fool4life9: especially totamoe
DoGgiEp0oP: yes that looks pretty wrong

DoGgiEp0op: i went to watch mib2 w/ jr highers
DoGgiEp0op: it was great
DoGgiEp0oP: they are a box of airheads
DoGgiEp0oP: that was great too
MuNKie183: they are a box of airheads?
DoGgiEp0oP: oh oops the heck
DoGgiEp0oP: they brought a box of airheads

Fool4life9: why didn't i get a gift?
DoGgiEp0op: cuz it wasn't your birthday
Fool4life9: WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY FOR YOU TO GET ME A GIRL!?!?!?

allig8r27: so water you doing
DoGgiEp0op: water you doing she says!

phiLsbury dohbOi: heey man
DoGgiEp0oP: what;s up whats up
phiLsbury dohbOi: nothin much, water u doin
DoGgiEp0oP: stop saying that!
phiLsbury dohbOi: HAHAHHA
phiLsbury dohbOi: ok
phiLsbury dohbOi: can i say
phiLsbury dohbOi: H20 you doing
DoGgiEp0oP: no stop!

phiLsbury dohbOi: so water u doin
Fool4life9: WATER YOU DOING HE SAYS
phiLsbury dohbOi: what if i go h2O u doin?
Fool4life9: i will backhand you

phiLsbury dohbOi: MAN I DRANK SO MUCH WATER YOU DOING!?
Fool4life9: i think we should take a 5 minute WATER YOU DOING break
phiLsbury dohbOi: HAHAHAHA GOOD IDEA, LETS GO BUY SOME ARROWHEAD MOUNTAIN WATER YOU DOING
alli look what you did!!!

Tiamat x2: how kute
DoGgiEp0op: never say kute ever again
Tiamat x2: its qt
DoGgiEp0op: stop it!!!!!


Me: i'm reading an article called "amiplified DNA withlimited homology to myc cellular oncogene is shared by human neuroblastoma cell lines and a neuroblastoma tumour" that is stinking sweet.
Mike: you should read that article. it's pretty good! but personally i prefer the follow-up of that article. the one titled "amplified DNA and will someone please kill me RIGHT NOW and please cutt off my cellular oncogenes while your at it!!" now that article was classic.

phiLsbury dohbOi: around here?
Fool4life9: mirvinrf
Fool4life9: ifvimd
phiLsbury dohbOi: irvine?
Fool4life9: irvinmre
Fool4life9: irvimr'
Fool4life9: IRVINE
Fool4life9: WHAT THE HECK
phiLsbury dohbOi: HAHHAHAHA
Fool4life9: IRVINE

phiLsbury dohbOi: Neophytes chronically endeavor to induce their parlance to portend more magisterially by employing a lexicon of synonyms to amplify the thesis they inscribe. DoGgiEp0oP: ok i hate you

DoGgiEp0oP: my friends place
bABy x fiESty: on accident or perpuse?
DoGgiEp0oP: you are a terrible speller

DoGgiEp0oP: bABy x fiESty: on accident or perpuse?
DoGgiEp0oP: the heck is perpuse anyways
Fool4life9: HASHAH
Fool4life9: cmon now
Fool4life9: lets speak english
Fool4life9: please

Tiamat x2: lo
DoGgiEp0oP: wats lo
Tiamat x2: short for lol
DoGgiEp0oP: dude you are stinking lazy
Tiamat x2: lo...

DoGgiEp0oP: did you read my blog
trUstNHiM012: i will right now.
trUstNHiM012: oh yeah i read this last time
trUstNHiM012: pretty hilarious stuff :D
trUstNHiM012: how come im not on your blog? that sucks
DoGgiEp0oP: because you're not funny

bABy x fiESty: i made jacks blorg
bABy x fiESty: =)
Fool4life9: HAHAHA
Fool4life9: u mean blog

DoGgiEp0oP: want to get ice cream w/ hoe and i
phiLsbury dohbOi: HAHAHA
phiLsbury dohbOi: when
DoGgiEp0oP: AHAHAH OOPS
FooL4LifE9: JHAIPOH&IPYUT L#@KGJHEG#
FooL4LifE9: WUTTHE
FooL4LifE9: PAGAN

DoGgiEp0oP: hey hey
klondike931: heylose
DoGgiEp0oP: i thought you just called me a loser

LiLBobDoG2: watching anime heehee
DoGgiEp0oP: what anime
LiLBobDoG2: fruits basket
DoGgiEp0oP: what kind of anime is that
LiLBobDoG2: uh i dunno
DoGgiEp0oP: doesnt sound very exciting
LiLBobDoG2: the ppl are animals
LiLBobDoG2: oh well they turn into animals
DoGgiEp0oP: and then they fight?
LiLBobDoG2: if they get hugged by a person of the opposite sex
LiLBobDoG2: haha no
DoGgiEp0oP: what in the world are you watching
DoGgiEp0oP: no wonder its called fruit basket

DoGgiEp0oP: what you up to
GotsTaBeKevin: farting
GotsTaBeKevin: hehe kinda fun
DoGgiEp0oP: continously?
GotsTaBeKevin: yea
DoGgiEp0oP: wow

DoGgiEp0oP: hyey
phiLsbury dohbOi: hello there my fairymaster
DoGgiEp0oP: not much
phiLsbury dohbOi: i didnt ask you what was up
phiLsbury dohbOi: HAHAHA
DoGgiEp0oP: hahah my brain was on autoresponse

Fool4life9: me and phil
Fool4life9: were so close to getting u a present
DoGgiEp0oP: hahah what was the present
Fool4life9: they were black boxers with red chili peppers on them and it said "hot" all over the thing
Fool4life9: HAHA
Fool4life9: hothothot!
DoGgiEp0oP: AHAHAHHAAH
Fool4life9: but waht a waste of money
Fool4life9: so we decided not to today
Fool4life9: we werent asure if u wud actually wear them
DoGgiEp0oP: ahahhah i would have worn them to brothers appreciation for sure
Fool4life9: HAHAHHA
Fool4life9: :-D

stee barn: jack don't you hate hippopotomonstrocesquipedalian words
DoGgiEp0oP: i'm not sure

xPooPiePuPx: POOPIE PUP TO THE RESCUE!
DoGgiEp0oP: oh my goodness get rid of that screen name NOW

SwTxyAMMY: im a fairy
SwTxyAMMY: yes
SwTxyAMMY: it is true
DogGiep0op: the truth comes out

NSLee728: hey, you left starsky at your apt all by his lonesome?
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah
DoGgiEp0oP: that made no grammatical sense
NSLee728: that made sense!
NSLee728: at least its legible
DoGgiEp0oP: you need to work on your english

DoGgiEp0oP: aright got it
DoGgiEp0oP: muahah
AzNXtiaN: cool!
AzNXtiaN: hoo had it?
DoGgiEp0oP: never say hoo had it ever again you pagan

aZn Sk8eR 32089: i didnt knw it was u
DoGgiEp0oP: whats up
aZn Sk8eR 32089: i thought you were a girl
aZn Sk8eR 32089: cause your sn
DoGgiEp0oP: !!!!! the heck

haPPihaPPij0ij0y: it was like 10 min!!
DoGgiEp0oP: so
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: datz not long...
DoGgiEp0oP: for a guy its a long shower
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: haha.. wuteva
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: wate..
DoGgiEp0oP: ?
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: but ur not a guy..
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: lol
DoGgiEp0oP: thats not funny
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: o ok..
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: but itz funni 4 me
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: so 2 bad
i just got jacked up by a 7th grade girl. the heck

DoGgiEp0oP: man i want to go to wienerchnizal
phiLsbury dohbOi: hahaha
phiLsbury dohbOi: r u sure its not wienriiznitglhezel
phiLsbury dohbOi: or enireniiaslgnlesalz
phiLsbury dohbOi: or wierneirneinzlenlrlanodbgahg23pry9023409ahsdfuioashfhasdf DoGgiEp0oP: im pretty sure

me: can i give you a check? or cash
tim: i prefer cash me: why are you some sort of drug dealer
tim: no a prostitute

angelin183: i wanna drive
DoGgiEp0oP: why
angelin183: cuz it was awesome
DoGgiEp0oP: what was awesome
angelin183: to drive
DoGgiEp0oP: how awesome is it
angelin183: freedom
DoGgiEp0oP: what on earth

haPPihaPPij0ij0y: wutz a good way to tie a report 2gether?
DoGgiEp0oP: what you mean
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: llike....wutz a good way to tie a report 2gether?
DoGgiEp0oP: ok i'm mad

SwTxyAMMY: how school
DoGgiEp0oP: ok
DoGgiEp0oP: i saw a brain today
SwTxyAMMY: whos that

DoGgiEp0oP: where were you tonguth
BaBeeBleuZ: u have
BaBeeBleuZ: joes typing disease
BaBeeBleuZ: where basically
BaBeeBleuZ: your typing skills die
DoGgiEp0oP: yes
DoGgiEp0oP: youerja right
BaBeeBleuZ: AHHHHHHHHHH
BaBeeBleuZ: EVIL PAGAN JOE SPIRIT BE AWAY FROM JACK
DoGgiEp0oP: hah tes
DoGgiEp0oP: yes
BaBeeBleuZ: WAHH STOP
BaBeeBleuZ: PPL ARE DYING

DoGgiEp0oP: who told you no
BaBeeBleuZ: no one
DoGgiEp0oP: then why you thnk that
BaBeeBleuZ: cuz no ones here
DoGgiEp0oP: i'm here
BaBeeBleuZ: U DONT COUNT
BaBeeBleuZ: U ARE WORTHLESS
DoGgiEp0oP: ok you just crushed all my hopes and dreams

BaBi QT Pi: where u livin?
DoGgiEp0oP: in apts near campus
BaBi QT Pi: cooool big green watermelon jelly beans

DoGgiEp0oP: so did you find something productive to do
LilTWn 401: hahahaha perfect timing
LilTWn 401: im in the middle of turning my phone on and off to run out my battery
LilTWn 401: hahaha
DoGgiEp0oP: thats awesome

LilTWn 401: i went to a concert tonight
DoGgiEp0oP: how was it
LilTWn 401: it sucked
LilTWn 401: big time
LilTWn 401: and to top off the night...i walked into a street sign
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
LilTWn 401: it was quite embarrasing
LilTWn 401: i was turned around talking to alexis
LilTWn 401: and ben was in front of me
LilTWn 401: so i didnt notice him moving outta the way i guess
LilTWn 401: and i like wrapped myself around the stupid sign
LilTWn 401: i was like uh ow

AzNXtiaN: oh guess what??
DoGgiEp0oP: what
AzNXtiaN: gina's parents and eddie hsu's parents both came over to my house for dinner tonite DoGgiEp0oP: oh nice
DoGgiEp0oP: whos gina
DoGgiEp0oP: and eddie hsu
AzNXtiaN: WHAT
AzNXtiaN: gina wu
AzNXtiaN: dean wu
AzNXtiaN: dean wu's parents
DoGgiEp0oP: oh ok
DoGgiEp0oP: and eddie hsu
AzNXtiaN: eddie hsu
AzNXtiaN: annie hsu
DoGgiEp0oP: ?
AzNXtiaN: anne
DoGgiEp0oP: ?
AzNXtiaN: u dun no hoo dey r?
DoGgiEp0oP: fal;erkaw;;faf;k mpo
DoGgiEp0oP: ,aybe
AzNXtiaN: i tink eddie iz n ur grade
DoGgiEp0oP: anyway
DoGgiEp0oP: ok so then what
AzNXtiaN: umm..
AzNXtiaN: that's it
DoGgiEp0oP: ok
DoGgiEp0oP: dont ever tell me anymore stories
AzNXtiaN: man that sucks

DoGgiEp0oP: ahoy
ArghMan: hey bred;
DoGgiEp0oP: yes
ArghMan: i mean
ArghMan: hi
ArghMan: hrgh
DoGgiEp0oP: haha the heck

KaiAiAi: hey
DoGgiEp0oP: what up
KaiAiAi: what down
DoGgiEp0oP: you are retarded

DoGgiEp0oP: aa fun?
LilTWn 401: mm it was ok
LilTWn 401: speaker wasnt that hot
DoGgiEp0oP: dang..you should be focused on the message...not his looks......

hapPihaPpij0ij0y: gosh
hapPihaPpij0ij0y: it feelz so much lyk monday
DoGgiEp0oP: why
hapPihaPpij0ij0y: ionno
hapPihaPpij0ij0y: cuz yesterday felt lyk friday

DoGgiEp0oP: dude my calf feels like one giant knot
DoGgiEp0oP: its knotty
FooL4LifE9: man
FooL4LifE9: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: naughty
DoGgiEp0oP: knotty
DoGgiEp0oP: hah
FooL4LifE9: HAH
FooL4LifE9: its a bad boy
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHAH

ch e R R y 2 4 4: do u need like babysitting?
DoGgiEp0oP: i dont get it
ch e R R y 2 4 4: doggiesitting
ch e R R y 2 4 4: well thats cuz ur doggiepoop
DoGgiEp0oP: ......
DoGgiEp0oP: are you on drugs

ArghMan: haha yeah
ArghMan: i have a midter mtomorrow
ArghMan: and i have to read 450 pages
ArghMan: but i havent started
DoGgiEp0oP: uh yeah
ArghMan: oh did i say 450
DoGgiEp0oP: why you balling then
ArghMan: i meant 30
DoGgiEp0oP: !K!KL@J!:LJ:LJ@
ArghMan: haha

phiLsbury dohbOi: s w t x yammy: o.. wuts the big box thing called that u install in the back of ur trunk to make ur music louder
phiLsbury dohbOi: subwoofer
DoGgiEp0oP: hahaha
DoGgiEp0oP: tammy wants one?
phiLsbury dohbOi: haha i ono
phiLsbury dohbOi: i doyubt it
phiLsbury dohbOi: her car will
phiLsbury dohbOi: fall apart
phiLsbury dohbOi: and evaporate
phiLsbury dohbOi: if she gets one

DoGgiEp0oP: heh guess what i saw today at volunteering at the hospital
Mastermind says: a rat with 2 heads that had a tumor twice the size of its body
DoGgiEp0oP: close...a c-section

phiLsbury dohbOi: for tenses..i hav to stay consisntent throughout right
phiLsbury dohbOi: so it shoudl be past tense?
DoGgiEp0oP: see thats what im not sure of
DoGgiEp0oP: cuz i am bad at that
phiLsbury dohbOi: hehe
phiLsbury dohbOi: ok i think its past cuz im retelling
phiLsbury dohbOi: and usu its past
phiLsbury dohbOi: ill let my eng tehacer read it
DoGgiEp0oP: k
phiLsbury dohbOi: hehe
phiLsbury dohbOi: one thing for sure is not to let kenny read it
phiLsbury dohbOi: or else i get all kind of weird things ilke
phiLsbury dohbOi: i are great

AzNXtiaN: @O*#U@)#@!
AzNXtiaN: man i am so tired
AzNXtiaN: blagoh aglbouae blaheyger
DoGgiEp0oP: that means i will big sleep now
AzNXtiaN: se ygalker herj?
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah i'm not sure though..i think its next friday
AzNXtiaN: l ysjmld
DoGgiEp0oP: but i could be wrong...maybe its saturday
AzNXtiaN: ejp vsm o sdlz
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah i am good looking thanks
DoGgiEp0oP: but stop changing the subject
AzNXtiaN: jsbr upi gohitrd piy ,u vpfr ury
DoGgiEp0oP: no dont take off your pants!@! the heck
DoGgiEp0oP: its not that hot
AzNXtiaN: you're taking off your pants!!
DoGgiEp0oP: AHAHHHA

Ji WoN x 1 00 4: hey phy sci question
Ji WoN x 1 00 4: wuts the function of the pect majoralis?
DoGgiEp0oP: to attract and seduce girls
Ji WoN x 1 00 4: wheres jack whoever u are!?
DoGgiEp0oP: ahahahh

DoGgiEp0oP: dont you get food comas
bbysheep: i dont think so
bbysheep: i dunno how they feel like..so prolly not?
DoGgiEp0oP: you get realyl sleepy after you eat!
DoGgiEp0oP: you eat a lot you should know
bbysheep: hahaah
bbysheep: i know..that's why im so confused
bbysheep: well actually i do get sleepy sometimes
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah you do!
bbysheep: like in math..i used to have it fifth..i always dozed off in that class
DoGgiEp0oP: see thats food coma!
bbysheep: hahah okay
bbysheep: before i thought food coma was like..i duno
DoGgiEp0oP: like what
bbysheep: u die of like poisoning..hehee

DoGgiEp0oP (9:40:37 PM): brb need to poo
slballerkid: yes
slballerkid: sir
DoGgiEp0oP (9:43:07 PM): back
slballerkid: whatthe
slballerkid: how do u shoot them out like so quickly
slballerkid: teach me this
DoGgiEp0oP: i am skilled in many things
slballerkid: darn
slballerkid: at tiems like these i wish i were chinese

bbysheep: knock knock
DoGgiEp0oP: whos there
bbysheep: army
DoGgiEp0oP: army who
bbysheep: army and u still pals??
DoGgiEp0oP: not anymore...
bbysheep: hEY!

DoGgiEp0oP: oh i was going to watch it thursday
kisowache: oookay
kisowache: fine
DoGgiEp0oP: well but christina and them wont have seen it
kisowache: but a bunch of girlies...no
DoGgiEp0oP: hahaa
DoGgiEp0oP: and allen
kisowache: but he's questionalbe
kisowache: not male/female questionalbe
kisowache: but questionable in the sense that he might not be around
DoGgiEp0oP: AHAHAHHAH
kisowache: just clarifying

NSLee728: i like legolas' character
NSLee728: cause he's always doing the right thing and saving ppl
DoGgiEp0oP: and cuz of his dashing good looks
NSLee728: .. no, kinda
DoGgiEp0oP: dont lie
NSLee728: he's not that good looking!! I think its just his character that makes him all the more attractive!
DoGgiEp0oP: riiigghhhhttt......
DoGgiEp0oP: im sure his fair skin and flowing blond hair has nothing to do w it
NSLee728: really!! cause he's so fast and smart!
NSLee728: HAHAHA... 45% looks
NSLee728: 55% character
NSLee728: well...whatever, its the whole package
DoGgiEp0oP: haha whatever you say

DoGgiEp0oP: we started new bibles tudy stuff
DoGgiEp0oP: about different religions
DoGgiEp0oP: should be cool
FooL4LifE9: oh sweet
FooL4LifE9: haha i thot it was
FooL4LifE9: bible TURDY
DoGgiEp0oP: YOURE A BIBLE TURDY!@!@@!@

ArghMan: b r o n f u f u: ground hog day
b r o n f u f u: mony
ArghMan: GROUND HOD GAY
ArghMan: I MEAN
ArghMan: GOD HAY
ArghMan: I MEAN HOG DYA
DoGgiEp0oP: what on earth
ArghMan: WHUTTUP BAYB

slballerkid: just got back from shopping
slballerkid: have to go again
DoGgiEp0oP: uh ..last minute
DoGgiEp0oP: what you get me
slballerkid: um
slballerkid: me
DoGgiEp0oP: really.....
slballerkid: i'll give u t he gift receipt if u want
DoGgiEp0oP: can i exchange for sam
DoGgiEp0oP: cuz hes hot
slballerkid: too bad gillian would rock ur world
DoGgiEp0oP: dang it

Junseok: there is no r in the korean language
DoGgiEp0oP: i see
Junseok: you learn something new everyday
DoGgiEp0oP: so how you go rowr
DoGgiEp0oP: lowl?
Junseok: chuckle
DoGgiEp0oP: or rar
DoGgiEp0oP: lal
DoGgiEp0oP: thats not very ferocious

DoGgiEp0oP: i bet you have secret mirrors all over the place
phiLsbury dohbOi: oh yeah
phiLsbury dohbOi: i am narcisicist like no other
DoGgiEp0oP: you push button and everything flips to reveal full body mirrors
DoGgiEp0oP: because you regularly come into your room after you shower w/o any clothes on phiLsbury dohbOi: ok
phiLsbury dohbOi: let me expalin this
phiLsbury dohbOi: see he was plaing wiht my guitar
phiLsbury dohbOi: and i heard it
phiLsbury dohbOi: and im ilke
phiLsbury dohbOi: WHAT DUH PHilP CANNOT PLAY LIKE THAT
phiLsbury dohbOi: so i ran out to see whats going on
phiLsbury dohbOi: and i see joe
phiLsbury dohbOi: and i mliek
phiLsbury dohbOi: =O
phiLsbury dohbOi: so i ran away
DoGgiEp0oP: no this is what happened
DoGgiEp0oP: you just got out of the shower
DoGgiEp0oP: and then you're like...i am too sexy..this half body mirror doesnt do justice to show how sexy i am
DoGgiEp0oP: so you ran as fast as you could to your room
DoGgiEp0oP: to use all your full length mirrors
DoGgiEp0oP: but joe was there
DoGgiEp0oP: so you couldnt reveal your secret

NSLee728: so, do you have any plants for new years?

phiLsbury dohbOi: u should say yayers in real life
phiLsbury dohbOi: or yayaya
DoGgiEp0oP: i used to
phiLsbury dohbOi: hehe
phiLsbury dohbOi: what a lil kid thing to do
phiLsbury dohbOi: "yayers yayers yayers!!"
DoGgiEp0oP: YOURE A LITTLE KID THING TO DO
phiLsbury dohbOi: "mommy i want ice cream yayers!"
phiLsbury dohbOi: "mommy i want to watch sesame street1!"
phiLsbury dohbOi: "yayers!"
phiLsbury dohbOi: hehe
DoGgiEp0oP: "phil im about to super gi gi smash you!"
DoGgiEp0oP: "yayers!"

DoGgiEp0oP: video games are great
DoGgiEp0oP: i should play more
DoGgiEp0oP: maybe i'd be happier
Sternum10: oh my goodness
Sternum10: are stupider
DoGgiEp0oP: for an english major you have bad grammer...

DoGgiEp0oP: you dont know what a light saber is.....
NSLee728: i thought its a gun or something

bbysheep: maan this drama is really good HEEHHE
DoGgiEp0oP: what is it about
bbysheep: about this group of ppl
DoGgiEp0oP: let me guess the plot
DoGgiEp0oP: ok so this group of ppl
bbysheep: heeh sure bbysheep: uh huh
DoGgiEp0oP: so this one girl is the prettiest in the group
DoGgiEp0oP: so like the main character guy...he likes her..but tries to be manly and stuff so he doesnt admit it
DoGgiEp0oP: so then his friend goes after her
DoGgiEp0oP: and they hook up
DoGgiEp0oP: so the main character guy gets really pissed
DoGgiEp0oP: and he starts drinking and going out w/ random girls to try to make that girl jealous
DoGgiEp0oP: and then the main charcter guy is skilled in martial arts
DoGgiEp0oP: and ninjas jump out of nowhere to attack the girl he likes
DoGgiEp0oP: and they beat up his friend
DoGgiEp0oP: and is about to kill the girl
DoGgiEp0oP: when he comes in and beats up all the ninjas
DoGgiEp0oP: and then he gets the girl bbysheep: ninja??? bbysheep: no way!
DoGgiEp0oP: thats so awesome
DoGgiEp0oP: phil wants to act out that drama

FooL4LifE9: thasts awesome
FooL4LifE9: im doiwn
FooL4LifE9: i get to be the manyl main character!!
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah we decided that
phiLsbury dohbOi: in that case
phiLsbury dohbOi: he has to be sexy guy
FooL4LifE9: hahah
FooL4LifE9: thats awesome
FooL4LifE9: whos the girl
DoGgiEp0oP: i am
DoGgiEp0oP: and i want to be martial arts master too
FooL4LifE9: WOW
DoGgiEp0oP: mastress
FooL4LifE9: hah
DoGgiEp0oP: and we will do super gigi kicks together to the ninjas which are phil
FooL4LifE9: ahahahh
phiLsbury dohbOi: I DONT WANT TO BE NINJA ANYMORE
phiLsbury dohbOi: either that
phiLsbury dohbOi: or i get cups
DoGgiEp0oP: forget it
DoGgiEp0oP: we are low budget

DoGgiEp0oP: new years party at gregs
slballerkid: whats up slballerkid: uhh iono if i can make it
slballerkid: but i'll try
DoGgiEp0oP: ok be there or be ugly
slballerkid: AHAHA
DoGgiEp0oP: because al the sexy ppl like myself am going
slballerkid: whAT
slballerkid: hm..
slballerkid: interesting..
slballerkid: i don't see myself there
DoGgiEp0oP: well then you are not sexy slballerkid: riight
slballerkid: my mom said i'm sexy in my own way

trUstNHiM012: dude
trUstNHiM012: this wasp flew into joe's car and we were screaming for our dear lives DoGgiEp0oP: you guys are weanies
DoGgiEp0oP: i would have kicked it in the nuts and made it evaporate
trUstNHiM012: wasps dont have nuts

trUstNHiM012: how ya been dude!
DoGgiEp0oP: not too bad
DoGgiEp0oP: tired heh
DoGgiEp0oP: just studying
DoGgiEp0oP: how bout you
trUstNHiM012: i am stinkin hot
DoGgiEp0oP: man so conceited
trUstNHiM012: cuz im in korea u dork

DoGgiEp0oP: coool
DoGgiEp0oP: ball tomrow at 2
DoGgiEp0oP: pvphs
chivroics837: I might be died .. but I try to make it

DoGgiEp0oP: so its ok w your parents
phiLsbury dohbOi: ahah i havnet asked yet
phiLsbury dohbOi: should be arlite
DoGgiEp0oP: uh yeah!!!
DoGgiEp0oP: ask
phiLsbury dohbOi: plan B is to work outsdie
DoGgiEp0oP: plan B is to kick your gigi
phiLsbury dohbOi: FORGET IT im too fast for u
DoGgiEp0oP: others will hold you down

angelin183: haha and we have a lotta stuff again :-)
DoGgiEp0oP: have lotta stuff are we talkinga bout
angelin183: is that in english

Sternum10: hey bro . . . just letting you know . . . you've got an unhealthy obsession with the male package . . . and kicking them . . . you and your freak blog
DoGgiEp0oP: wheres your sense of humor man
Sternum10: bad experiences from soccer and stuff arouind that area
DoGgiEp0oP: hahahah Sternum10: i don't think it's funny . . . it brings tears to my eyes DoGgiEp0oP: HAHAHAHAHAH

bbysheep: haha i remember how james sed bye to you
bbysheep: and u were like make out!
DoGgiEp0oP: ahahah
bbysheep: hahah
DoGgiEp0oP: james and i have a special relationship
bbysheep: hahha
bbysheep: yeah where u guys kiss each other
DoGgiEp0oP: NO

Auto response from DoGgiEp0oP: geetar
cLaMMy xP: doggiep0op
cLaMMy xP: ish strange how college guys now use these spellization
SPELLIZATION!@!@!@!@@!@!@!

cLaMMy xP: o well i consider u as another generation
cLaMMy xP: im juss kidding uncle jack
the heck!! 8th grader!!@!@ im not that old!

MynsBusted: sup
MynsBusted: =)
MynsBusted: sorry for being long so gone
MynsBusted: went out with my mom

cLaMMy xP: imma like..
cLaMMy xP: 300 min.s late to chorus
cLaMMy xP: hHAha
DoGgiEp0oP: uh yeah
cLaMMy xP: LOL
cLaMMy xP: oopz
cLaMMy xP: i mean
cLaMMy xP: 30

DoGgiEp0oP: we're playing jon....
DoGgiEp0oP: you know you want to to.....
Sternum10: get behind me satan

FooL4LifE9: dude haha
FooL4LifE9: some dude jsut IMd me
FooL4LifE9: and was like
FooL4LifE9: "hey wat was the name of that michelle girl in our english class?"
FooL4LifE9: and he was like serious
DoGgiEp0oP: HAH
FooL4LifE9: and im like
FooL4LifE9: michelle

bbysheep: u havent been updatin gur blog
bbysheep: i demand more funny stuff!
geez...ROWR

ureg2003: Just burned 1.25 hours reading funny stuff.
DoGgiEp0oP: my blog?
ureg2003: uh huh! Couldn't laugh out load though.
ureg2003: loud.
DoGgiEp0oP: hahahah
ureg2003: ama would know I'm not doing the jr high sermon, and nag me.
ureg2003: also I have diarhea.
DoGgiEp0oP: haha great to hear uncle rob
DoGgiEp0oP: thanks for sharing
the heck uncle rob! telling me he has diahrea like its nothing

HAH christina's response to uncle rob's little sharing
WuRsHiP247: WHAT THE HAIR

talking about formal w/ pri in disguise
DoGgiEp0oP: I NEVER WENT ON LIMO
fhqwhgads122: awww!!
fhqwhgads122: u shohuld comE!!!!!
fhqwhgads122: with cindy HEHEHE! (shammer <-- added for clarification)
DoGgiEp0oP: barf
fhqwhgads122: u mean!
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHAHH

bbysheep: hey i gotta go now okay?
DoGgiEp0oP: ok have a good trying on dress day
bbysheep: haaha thanks bbysheep: u too! minus the trying on dress

phiLsbury dohbOi: rowr
phiLsbury dohbOi: i am homo master
DoGgiEp0oP: what up baby
DoGgiEp0oP: urmm.. alright

ArghMan: med schol?
DoGgiEp0oP: yeh ArghMan: man, you are like
ArghMan: DoGgiE houser
DoGgiEp0oP: wow that was really clever
ArghMan: are you being sarcastic
ArghMan: because if you are ArghMan: im going to pee in your bed

ArghMan: what is your buddy icon
ArghMan: its ugly and stupid
DoGgiEp0oP: its you
ArghMan: OH DISS
ArghMan: i just got lil philled
ArghMan: dude did i tell you what alex did to me
ArghMan: the little [gigi] puncher alex
DoGgiEp0oP: no haha
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHAH
ArghMan: i was like
ArghMan: hey do u know my name
ArghMan: because he was running around and slapping me in the fae
ArghMan: face
ArghMan: and he was like"
ArghMan: "ummm poopoo?"
ArghMan: and he ran away
ArghMan: and i cried

ArghMan: ur spam is funny
ArghMan: i men gorge
ArghMan: AII AHAH
ArghMan: I MEAN BORG
DoGgiEp0oP: what
ArghMan: AHAH BLOG
ArghMan: ANAHAAH
ArghMan: dude
ArghMan: lol


FooL4LifE9: haha phil
FooL4LifE9: is homo master
DoGgiEp0oP: serious
DoGgiEp0oP: whats up w that
FooL4LifE9: i took over his comp and ssaid funky stuff to random peoples DoGgiEp0oP: wait so that was you?
DoGgiEp0oP: who said homo master
FooL4LifE9: phil
FooL4LifE9: i was saying it for phil
DoGgiEp0oP: hahaa
DoGgiEp0oP: so he didnt say it
FooL4LifE9: yes he did
FooL4LifE9: look
FooL4LifE9: it says
FooL4LifE9: philsburydohboi
DoGgiEp0oP: i know what he said!
DoGgiEp0oP: but was that you typing
FooL4LifE9: I WASNT TALKING ABOUT MYSELF U UGLY BOOGER DoGgiEp0oP: I KNOW!@!@!@
DoGgiEp0oP: but it wsa you who wrote "i am homo master"
DoGgiEp0oP: meanign phil is homo master
FooL4LifE9: yes
FooL4LifE9: yes
DoGgiEp0oP: geez why was that so hard!@!@
FooL4LifE9: i thot u were trying to trick me
FooL4LifE9: into saying that i said i was homo master
FooL4LifE9: so u cud put it in your blog
FooL4LifE9: but u cant trick me

bbysheep: hehe well u guys get to guy talk..hahah or whatever it's called DoGgiEp0oP: we call it...macho man sessions
DoGgiEp0oP: aka M&Ms
bbysheep: hahaa!
DoGgiEp0oP: do the girl ones have a cool name too
bbysheep: hmm i dont think so
bbysheep: or maybe we do..but i just dont know haha bbysheep: but i doubt it DoGgiEp0oP: thats boring
bbysheep: haha bbysheep: fine u think of one
DoGgiEp0oP: pounding men sessions
DoGgiEp0oP: aka PMS
bbysheep: HAHHAH!!

DoGgiEp0oP: ok go!
phiLsbury dohbOi: k
phiLsbury dohbOi 9:26:15
DoGgiEp0oP: DONE!@!
phiLsbury dohbOi: DUH HECK
phiLsbury dohbOi: no way
phiLsbury dohbOi: 9:29:10
phiLsbury dohbOi: 2 min, 55 sec
DoGgiEp0oP: dude my body is still wet
DoGgiEp0oP: that was the most unsatisfying shower ever

DoGgiEp0oP: me and christina were mcs
bbysheep: wht's that??
DoGgiEp0oP: like the people who are saying stuff
DoGgiEp0oP: and introducing ppl
bbysheep: ooo ic
bbysheep: oh !!
bbysheep: they mcs!!
DoGgiEp0oP: what
bbysheep: hha i know what mcs are now
bbysheep: microphones
DoGgiEp0oP: haha!

AzNriiCe01: u pretty much just trampled the rest of my self-esteem...... DoGgiEp0oP: hah sory
AzNriiCe01: never can i go look in a mirror and say, "man, u r just too sexy for ur own good"
DoGgiEp0oP: how's that different from before
DoGgiEp0oP: HAH
DoGgiEp0oP: sorry
DoGgiEp0oP: i wonder what its like to talk to myself

ch e R R y 2 4 4: haha, dont pretend like u dont kno
ch e R R y 2 4 4: im yourself
ch e R R y 2 4 4: i did that once
DoGgiEp0oP: thats not th same
DoGgiEp0oP: no you do that all the time
DoGgiEp0oP: stop being modest

cLaMMy xP: hi jack!
cLaMMy xP: do u like ur name?
DoGgiEp0oP: i love my name
cLaMMy xP: :-)thats great, u shuld spell it like jaque
cLaMMy xP: now dat loox kewl
DoGgiEp0oP: i know a girl w that name
cLaMMy xP: oo~ then u shuld make ur name like dat~ n u guys can b twins! cLaMMy xP: well..cept da fact that ur a boy
cLaMMy xP: well.. not a boy... but a man
cLaMMy xP: do u like being a man?
DoGgiEp0oP: yes i prefer being a man
cLaMMy xP: :-) thats great..
cLaMMy xP: .. are u a man?
DoGgiEp0oP: YES
cLaMMy xP: cuz i heard dat ur voice cracks alot
cLaMMy xP: dat means ur still in puberty
cLaMMy xP: puberty beings "growing -into- a man"
cLaMMy xP: but noet a man quite yet..
DoGgiEp0oP: KSEJE;dklJDL;D;l
cLaMMy xP: jaque.. it ink u need like 3 more years ;-)
DUDE I JUST GOT COMPLETELY JACKED UP EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO CRY AND DIE NOW

DoGgiEp0oP: what up
drakeman112: wat is a good war
DoGgiEp0oP: uh idont know
DoGgiEp0oP: ww2
drakeman112: no
drakeman112: rush hour
drakeman112: war
DoGgiEp0oP: hahaha
DoGgiEp0oP: its "what is it good for"

s t e e b a r n: ajack
s t e e b a r n: i will die for you
s t e e b a r n: shows how deep my love for you is s t e e b a r n: but if we were walking together
s t e e b a r n: and someone came up with a gun
s t e e b a r n: i'd jump in front of you
s t e e b a r n: but i'd give you my kidney, liver, lung, and leg
s t e e b a r n: but not my arms or my eyes
s t e e b a r n: cause my eye is like.. bad so it'd be pointless
s t e e b a r n: even if you wanted one now
s t e e b a r n: so you could have 3 kidneys
s t e e b a r n: i'd give one to you
s t e e b a r n: and if i were a girl
s t e e b a r n: and your wife didn't wanna get pregnant but wanted kids
s t e e b a r n: i'd take your embryo in my uterus
DoGgiEp0oP: you dont know how much that means to me

DoGgiEp0oP: ahoy
ch e R R y 2 4 4: hey
DoGgiEp0oP: what you upto
ch e R R y 2 4 4: looking for my friend who has my solid waste
ch e R R y 2 4 4: i let her borrow it and she didnt give it back
DoGgiEp0oP: that sounds absolutely disgusting if i didnt know what you were talking about
HHAHA thats awful

FooL4LifE9: AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH OH MY MY MY MYM YOAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
FooL4LifE9: SUCKS TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSEES SOLID WASTE
FooL4LifE9: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
FooL4LifE9: AND NOT GIVE IT BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER FooL4LifE9: HAHAHhhah
FooL4LifE9: THATS AWEFUL
FooL4LifE9: AWFLU
FooL4LifE9: AWFUL

phiLsbury dohbOi: cmon now lets not play wiht our poopoos

DoGgiEp0oP: but yeah...i always wondered how i would have turned out if i didnt meet like jason and masaki and stuff
FooL4LifE9: hehe
FooL4LifE9: yea its fun to think about stuff liek that
DoGgiEp0oP: i would have been all pimp and dated all the girls
DoGgiEp0oP: driving my rx7
FooL4LifE9: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: w/ 5 girls inside
FooL4LifE9: u wudda died
FooL4LifE9: racing down hawthorne
FooL4LifE9: with 5 girls inside
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah seriously

DoGgiEp0oP: so tell me about japan!
DoGgiEp0oP: i hear you are the envy of japanese girls
bABy x fiESty: hahahaha no!
DoGgiEp0oP: hahaha
bABy x fiESty: ud be super model material if u went there
bABy x fiESty: there are no hot guys bABy x fiESty: what so ever
DoGgiEp0oP: hahah thanks DoGgiEp0oP: what ..im not super model material here
bABy x fiESty: hahahhhah!!
i dont like the sound of that laugh.....

phiLsbury dohbOi: hahaha joe came to m house wiht a robe on
DoGgiEp0oP: uh just now?
phiLsbury dohbOi: yea
DoGgiEp0oP: what the heck is he wearing a robe for
phiLsbury dohbOi: to get soe pnsyhcs hwk so he can copy too
phiLsbury dohbOi: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: w/ nothing underneath?
phiLsbury dohbOi: hahaha
DoGgiEp0oP: what a seductress
phiLsbury dohbOi: HAHAHA

DoGgiEp0oP: haha ok tell me more about her!
Doughster: what else is there?
Doughster: i dont know how to describe her without being semi corny haha DoGgiEp0oP: tell me how you guys stare at each other all googli-eyed well into the night
Doughster: tell me how you wanna get beat
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHAHA

bbysheep: i ahve to go read this play soon tho
DoGgiEp0oP: what is it
bbysheep: the merchant of venice
DoGgiEp0oP: what on earth
DoGgiEp0oP: man i never heard of the stuff you ahve to read
bbysheep: uve never?
bbysheep: taht'
bbysheep: that's soo popular
DoGgiEp0oP: no...
DoGgiEp0oP: whats itabout
bbysheep: about this merchant of venice
awesome

trustnHim012: i had a dream that i burned a part of your house down... trustnHim012: and i went to sneak outside your house but yo ur mom came in trustnHim012: so i went outside and hid in the backyard
trustnHim012: but then u came home and found me and u were like "sharon what are you doing here!"
trustnHim012: so your mom heard you and came out to the backyard and saw me...
trustnHim012: and i was like "hi im sharon"
DoGgiEp0oP: you are no longer welcome at my house

DoGgiEp0oP: so not as much work this weeek>?
bABy x fiESty: nope..
bABy x fiESty: more realzed..
bABy x fiESty: osp
bABy x fiESty: realizd
bABy x fiESty: realized
bABy x fiESty: RELAXED

LidDo 4g3tFuL: can i ask u a question?
DoGgiEp0oP: sure (in my head i'm thinking what deep question she would ask me)
LidDo 4g3tFuL: did u ever eat ur own boogers?

ange lin 183: did u find a gift yet
DoGgiEp0oP: yes muaha i went this morning
DoGgiEp0oP: its just a pic frame
ange lin 183: i told you!
DoGgiEp0oP: nope!
ange lin 183: i told you to just get a picture frame
DoGgiEp0oP: i dont remeber that a
nge lin 183: and u said it was too girl!
DoGgiEp0oP: well those pic frames were too girly!
ange lin 183: i could have saved u so much time
ange lin 183: no! there were more manly ones
DoGgiEp0oP: they were like glass w angels and hearts and
DoGgiEp0oP: babies and such
ange lin 183: ok not the stained glass ones!
ange lin 183: ur a baby!
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah w pink and red and all other girly colors
ange lin 183: no way
DoGgiEp0oP: yup!
ange lin 183: there were Jesus ones too
ange lin 183: that's not girly!
DoGgiEp0oP: ok i guess so
ange lin 183: so what kind did u end up getting
DoGgiEp0oP: this cute ceramic one w a green frog and tree

Sunday, November 07, 2004

DoGgiEp0oP: hows your baby
Doughster: still beautiful (talking about his hot new car)
Doughster: still breaking her in
DoGgiEp0oP: i was talking about your gf
DoGgiEp0oP: that sucks

ArghMan: at pavilions today
ArghMan: i used jeff's number for the discount club thing
DoGgiEp0oP: yeh
ArghMan: and she was like "have a good day mr. wu!"

DoGgiEp0oP: did you go to book festival?
bABy x fiESty: uh huhh
bABy x fiESty: it was sO fun!!!
DoGgiEp0oP: heh sweet DoGgiEp0oP: did yopu buy anyying
bABy x fiESty: yes i bought a tshirt and a book
bABy x fiESty: ops
bABy x fiESty: i mean a magnent

DoGgiEp0oP: heh speaking of girls
DoGgiEp0oP: have you had anymore girl trauma
DoGgiEp0oP: hah i mean drama
DoGgiEp0oP: besides them kicking you in gigi
DoGgiEp0oP: cuz thats trauma

DoGgiEp0oP: hows your week look?
trustnHim012: well, after tomoro i should be fine. i have 2 midterms tomoro and im kinda not really very little unprepared for them.
DoGgiEp0oP: i have 2 midterms tomoro and im kinda not really very little unprepared for them.
DoGgiEp0oP: what the ehck does that mean
trustnHim012: it means im not prepared
DoGgiEp0oP: my brain blew up figuring that one out
trustnHim012: stupid!
DoGgiEp0oP: who talks like that anyways!@

hunny815: do you live with three ppl?
DoGgiEp0oP: ursaj
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah
DoGgiEp0oP: jason
DoGgiEp0oP: and tim
DoGgiEp0oP: and mike yubanks
DoGgiEp0oP: you might know tim
hunny815: oh i kinda remember
hunny815: so you guys have five ppl in ur apartment?
DoGgiEp0oP: no 4
hunny815: who or what's ursaj?
DoGgiEp0oP: haha that was yeah mispelled

DoGgiEp0oP: im pretty sure im going to take the clas now
DoGgiEp0oP: i read over the course syllabus and its like dude thats awesome
DoGgiEp0oP: like learn how to deliever babies in emergencies and stuff
DoGgiEp0oP: that will come in handy at cedar lake
ArghMan: HAHAHA
ArghMan: HAHAAHAHAHAHAA
ArghMan: AAHAHAHAHAAHHA
ArghMan: lolooloLKOOOLLOLOLOLO HAHAAH

bbysheep: dress shopping is super fun
bbysheep: u should go one day..i dunt know what for
bbysheep: but u should go

DoGgiEp0oP: I was exposed to a milieu of musical styles and periods, ranging from classical works by Mozart and Beethoven to modern pieces composed by UCLA's very own music professors.
DoGgiEp0oP: did i use milieu right
Sternum10: yeah
DoGgiEp0oP: dang it man i should be an english major
DoGgiEp0oP: did you get excited by my use of milieu
DoGgiEp0oP: milieu of musical works
Sternum10: no
DoGgiEp0oP: check out the alliteration
Sternum10: you're lame
DoGgiEp0oP: milieu of musical masterpieices
DoGgiEp0oP: oh man im going to get into med school for sure

Fool4life9: dude
Fool4life9: after the concert
Fool4life9: i was with steve kevin evan and 3 girls
Fool4life9: i was wlaking with steve and 2 girls
Fool4life9: i didnt kno them
DoGgiEp0oP: and then
Fool4life9: and steve was talking about the streakers at lunch that day
Fool4life9: but i missed it cuz i went home at lunch
Fool4life9: and i was like
Fool4life9: "BLAH I ALWAYS MISS THE GOOD STUFF!!!"
Fool4life9: and the girls totally thot i was gay haha
DoGgiEp0oP: HAH

bbysheep: was it just fun talk ?
bbysheep: or like serious talk?
DoGgiEp0oP: it was serious
bbysheep: o wow
bbysheep: i like serious talks
bbysheep: they're very serious
DoGgiEp0oP: HAH
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah im pretty sure you are right

DoGgiEp0oP: so anything exciting happen
MASTERMIND SAYS: i saw a pretty girl today
DoGgiEp0oP: did you say hi
MASTERMIND SAYS: and i tried to talk to her
MASTERMIND SAYS: but she ignored me
DoGgiEp0oP: really?
MASTERMIND SAYS: like she didnt even hear me
MASTERMIND SAYS: those tv stars think they're all big stuff jsut cuz they're on tv
DoGgiEp0oP: man that sucks
DoGgiEp0oP: i think that can go on my blog
MASTERMIND SAYS: hahaha
MASTERMIND SAYS: no!
MASTERMIND SAYS: dont put up one that make me look pitiful
MASTERMIND SAYS: here do this one...
DoGgiEp0oP: you wanted to make my blog
MASTERMIND SAYS: um...
MASTERMIND SAYS: Yea i talked to this pretty girl today...and she asked for my number MASTERMIND SAYS: but i rejected her...because i am striving for purity....
MASTERMIND SAYS: put up that quote

phiLsbury dohbOi: i just finsihed showreing right
phiLsbury dohbOi: and then it was kinda hot
phiLsbury dohbOi: so i was walking around the house shirtless
phiLsbury dohbOi: and then i wanted to find the nail clipper
phiLsbury dohbOi: so i went to my sisters room
phiLsbury dohbOi: so i opend the door
phiLsbury dohbOi: and TWO OF HER FRINEDS ARE OVER
phiLsbury dohbOi: IM LOKE
phiLsbury dohbOi: UUUUUUUUUH
phiLsbury dohbOi: and i boned out
phiLsbury dohbOi: ultra awkward haha

bbysheep: are u going to the beach party??
DoGgiEp0oP: i want to
DoGgiEp0oP: get better so you can go!
bbysheep: heeh even if i did
bbysheep: i still have school stuff too
DoGgiEp0oP: its only an afternooon
bbysheep: yeah but we're working for the afternoon
bbysheep: or at least i think so
DoGgiEp0oP: forget it!
DoGgiEp0oP: tell your friends phil is going to be shirtless at the beach and they would want to come too bbysheep: HAHAAHA

phiLsbury dohbOi: im talkinkg to this girl and she adds "heh" to the end of evbeyring
phiLsbury dohbOi: haha so like..unenthusutaistic
phiLsbury dohbOi: nonchalant action
DoGgiEp0oP: heh
phiLsbury dohbOi: suht up punkj
DoGgiEp0oP: hahaha

funny stuff that happened during CAN action
madeline or tamnmy: go sit on the couch!
me: the what?
madeline or tammy: the bed!
me: what!?!? the piano bench?

madeline: does your house have a bathroom?

someone: (paraphrased) we can just go to the store and browse for the stuff
someone else: we can what?
tammy: you know, b-r-o-u-s-e

tammy: we can get glow-in-the-dark-paper!!!

DoGgiEp0oP: today at the library
DoGgiEp0oP: when i was borrowing rocky
bbysheep: uh huh
DoGgiEp0oP: i had to get a new library card
DoGgiEp0oP: and the lady's like.....that wil lbe one dollar
bbysheep: hehe
DoGgiEp0oP: and you will need to get your mommy to sign here
DoGgiEp0oP: hah stop lauhging before the funny part
bbysheep: hahaha sorry
DoGgiEp0oP: and im like uh im 21
bbysheep: haahah is it funny yet??
DoGgiEp0oP: and shes like i didnt think you were over 18
DoGgiEp0oP: ok forget it the joke died
bbysheep: HAAHHa bbysheep: sorry i killed it

talking about discipleship by older sisters... bbysheep: how cool bbysheep: i wanna be disciplined

LiLTwN401: hey dude we saw you friday driving with...i think it was either phil or joe LiLTwN401: we were right behind you
DoGgiEp0oP: should have honked or something
LiLTwN401: we coudlnt figure out if it was you or not
LiLTwN401: and ange diddnt really wanna honk
LiLTwN401: cuz there was a lotta cars around
DoGgiEp0oP: hah i guess im not worth the look
LiLTwN401: hahaha
DoGgiEp0oP: that sucks
DoGgiEp0oP: all my self esteem went out the window
LiLTwN401: sorry :-)
LiLTwN401: by the time we knew it was you, we were already turning
DoGgiEp0oP: that doesnt cheer me up
LiLTwN401: yea it does cuz it's not our fault
LiLTwN401: we were already gone so it was too late
DoGgiEp0oP: you have to say somethingl ike..jack you are soo cool that it saddened us that we couldnt take ganders at you
~ ten minutes go by ~
DoGgiEp0oP: ok i guess nothing like that is coming my way
LiLTwN401: HAHAHA
LiLTwN401: sorry
LiLTwN401: i went to look for dinner

babyxfiesty: do guys talk on the phone just to talk?
DoGgiEp0oP: what/
DoGgiEp0oP: oh
DoGgiEp0oP: urmm
DoGgiEp0oP: sometimes
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah we do
DoGgiEp0oP: we talk about girls and stuff
babyxfiesty: you do???
babyxfiesty: i didnt kno u talked about girls
DoGgiEp0oP: dude of course
babyxfiesty: thats so not a jack topic
DoGgiEp0oP: DUDE!
DoGgiEp0oP: what am i an eunich
DoGgiEp0oP: or a monk
babyxfiesty: HAHAHAHAH

phiLsbury dohbOi: dude im so bored
DoGgiEp0oP: small balls is on tv
phiLsbury dohbOi: what??
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHAHAHHHHAHAAH
DoGgiEp0oP: i mean space balls

DoGgiEp0oP: hey
DoGgiEp0oP: you leaving thursday?
LiLBobDoG2: hi
LiLBobDoG2: friday
DoGgiEp0oP: oh ok
DoGgiEp0oP: well just in case i dont talk to you again ...wanted to say bye
DoGgiEp0oP: cuz ill be in texas this weekend for interview
LiLBobDoG2: ohh
LiLBobDoG2: ic
LiLBobDoG2: bye then
HAH i just got owned

more fun stuff at CAN meetings!!
joe: owww!!!@ my arm just banged on the wall
madeline: you're going to get a bruise
me: what?
madeline: you know..b-r-o-u-s-e

aznxtian: back
DoGgiEp0oP: welcome!
aznxtian: hahhaa
DoGgiEp0oP: yes funny
aznxtian: that sounds liek yourwlcome
DoGgiEp0oP: oh
DoGgiEp0oP: i guess thats funny then....
aznxtian: forget it! i hate you

CEDAR LAKE RETREAT 2003 HIGHLIGHTS!!! (not in any particular order, some paraphrased)
drunk rope course guide!@

me: (singing) the hip bone is connected to the..
madeline: elbow bone!

johnson: lunch is at tomorrow o' clock!

everyone during worship: (singing every move) la la la la la la (song ends)
mike: (dancing) LA ....La....la.... (everyone staring) g
reg: STOP

OH I FEEL LIKE DANCING! (ghetto booty dance)

brian lam's drama mama dance!

madeline's purse that can cook fly and do your dishes....

connie sprawled across the leap of faith platform because she didnt see the 2 additional hand holds...

kenny: i want to encourage you guys to open out to others....

soul train outside of cafeteria w/ ghetto booty dances

madeline: let's sing "You are Holy" !! 'you are lamb of lambs! you are king of kings!!!'

squirrel breaking into cabin 2 and peeing on josh's bed!@!@!!@!!
(updated as i remember)

LidDo 4g3tFuL: where u always on honor role in hr high?
LidDo 4g3tFuL: jr
DoGgiEp0oP: i dont remember
LidDo 4g3tFuL: wat!
LidDo 4g3tFuL: how can u not remember?!
LidDo 4g3tFuL: it wuz onlie like.. 4 years ago!
DoGgiEp0oP: IT WASNT 4 YEARS AGO!@!@!
DoGgiEp0oP: how old am i
LidDo 4g3tFuL: 19?
LidDo 4g3tFuL: arent u going into college?
DoGgiEp0oP: !@!@!@@!!!#@!#!@###

LidDo 4g3tFuL: o mi..
LidDo 4g3tFuL: i got mi period
LidDo 4g3tFuL: thank goodness its AFTER retreat
UHHHH!@!@@! THIS IS WORSE THAN UNCLE ROB TELLING ME HE HAS DIAHREA!@!@!#$!@

DoGgiEp0oP: oh man im reading my emergency class book and it has all these gross pictures bbysheep: awww wat pictures??
bbysheep: like the burns one?
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah and worst
DoGgiEp0oP: like eye balls falling out
bbysheep: EEEW!!!
DoGgiEp0oP: i can show you later i f you want
bbysheep: hahaa okay
bbysheep: what other yucky pictures are there?
hahhah pri is so great....whereas phil....

DoGgiEp0oP: so do you want to see that pic of the eye falling out in my book?
PHILsbury dOhbOi: UH NO.

kelvkicks: we need a website for scheduling ball =)
kelvkicks: ok
DoGgiEp0oP: hahah
kelvkicks: les do it
kelvkicks: i could seriously make one...
kelvkicks: like make it interactive
kelvkicks: so like u can propose a time/place
DoGgiEp0oP: urmm if ou want to...
kelvkicks: and then people can come on and vote...
kelvkicks: haha
kelvkicks: and if u get over 10 then its on
kelvkicks: else forget it
DoGgiEp0oP: hahah we can pick the teams before hand
kelvkicks: haha
kelvkicks: yeah that too
kelvkicks: u can have seedings
DoGgiEp0oP: w/ auto free throw thing
kelvkicks: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: but ppl w different skill points
kelvkicks: yeah just play online
DoGgiEp0oP: w better chances of making
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHHA
kelvkicks: not real play
kelvkicks: haha
kelvkicks: we can keep stats dude
kelvkicks: turnovers kelvkicks: fg %
DoGgiEp0oP: so stupid~

s w t x yammy: wuts the elbow to the hipbone or sumthing?
DoGgiEp0oP: its funny
s w t x yammy: well yuea.. but wut does it mean
DoGgiEp0oP: it doesnt mean anything
DoGgiEp0oP: thats why its funny
s w t x yammy: okie
s w t x yammy: i dont gte it

WuRsHiP247: leave your cell on.. around wat time do you want to eat
DoGgiEp0oP: i dont know? regular lunch tie i guess
WuRsHiP247: ok, a bowtie
DoGgiEp0oP: no lunch tie
WuRsHiP247: ok
WuRsHiP247: fine
WuRsHiP247: does it have little food item pictures on it?
DoGgiEp0oP: no you can eat it
WuRsHiP247: OOOOH
WuRsHiP247: ok we'll eat it for an appetizer
DoGgiEp0oP: ok cool
DoGgiEp0oP: this is by far the stupidest conversation i am having now
WuRsHiP247: hahaha THANKS

HAH another CAN meeting w/ funnies!

Jessica: tammy you look different today
tammy: oh i showered
everyone else: oooohhhhhhhhh that's it

jessica = GENDER DEFENDER!

madeline: i got a papercut
chard: from what??

me in disguise ureg2003: i reutn@
sWeeT j o y 717: what
sWeeT j o y 717: i cant read ur language
ureg2003: i ruetner!
sWeeT j o y 717: i still cant
ureg2003: yes!
sWeeT j o y 717: i cant
sWeeT j o y 717: whats a rueter
sWeeT j o y 717: ruetner
sWeeT j o y 717: who is this?
ureg2003: jack
sWeeT j o y 717: ok
sWeeT j o y 717: whats a ruetner
ureg2003: its this thing
ureg2003: that you eat
ureg2003: its pretty good
sWeeT j o y 717: o ok
sWeeT j o y 717: well
sWeeT j o y 717: enjoy ur "ruetner"

babyxfiesty: niteeee see u tonite
DoGgiEp0oP: urm
DoGgiEp0oP: ok
DoGgiEp0oP: stop dreaminga bout me
babyxfiesty: ...
babyxfiesty: dont get full of urself
DoGgiEp0oP: thats what you said!
babyxfiesty: i said gnite! see u tomaro!
DoGgiEp0oP: babyxfiesty: niteeee see u tonite
babyxfiesty: OPS
babyxfiesty: i mean tomaro
DoGgiEp0oP: i wouldnt normally say that to a girl.....
babyxfiesty: my brains just been on jack mode for too long babyxfiesty: :-* (kissy face)

BaBeeBleuZ: yo ucan carry on fruit!
DoGgiEp0oP: can i even bring fruit?
BaBeeBleuZ: YEA its in state
BaBeeBleuZ: you can MAIL fruit
BaBeeBleuZ: u ciybtrt'u neab
BaBeeBleuZ: )#QW(RU)
DoGgiEp0oP: hahah!@
BaBeeBleuZ: in country i am
DoGgiEp0oP: what>?
BaBeeBleuZ: that says
DoGgiEp0oP: theh eck
BaBeeBleuZ: NO!!
BaBeeBleuZ: in country i mean!
BaBeeBleuZ: GRRRR
BaBeeBleuZ: THE STUPID CHURCH TYPING DISEASE
DoGgiEp0oP: up on my blog!
BaBeeBleuZ: NOOO!
BaBeeBleuZ: EVERYONES GONNA THINK IM DUMB
BaBeeBleuZ: which i am
BaBeeBleuZ: but SHH

AzNriiCe01: actually im typing up an essay
AzNriiCe01: but i cant think of a good attention-grabbing opener
DoGgiEp0oP: I AM A SEXY MAMA! blah blah blah blah
DoGgiEp0oP: thats pretty grabby
AzNriiCe01: uh and that would go before or after the part i explain how chaucer satirizes medieval english society....?

drakeman112: can u help me?
drakeman112: really quick
DoGgiEp0oP: whats up
drakeman112: how is he smart?
drakeman112: spiderman
drakeman112: im ding a essay on him
i wish i could be writing essays about spiderman.....

Mastermind says: did u watch fast and furiouser

babyxfiesty: hey how do u spell
babyxfiesty: edikates?
babyxfiesty: thast how u pronounce it
babyxfiesty: iono how its spelled
babyxfiesty: like..good eating edikates
philsbury dohboi: HAHHAHAHAHA
babyxfiesty: ?
philsbury dohboi: lololol
babyxfiesty: like
babyxfiesty: i typed that on dictionary.com
babyxfiesty: it didnt even pick ne thing up babyxfiesty: =(
philsbury dohboi: etiquette

DoGgiEp0oP: haha
burhslil28: did u hear from usc?
DoGgiEp0oP: whats uop
DoGgiEp0oP: nope no interview
burhslil28: union of the pacific
burhslil28: its up norht somewhere
DoGgiEp0oP: what?
burhslil28: uop
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHA
burhslil28: why u laughing
DoGgiEp0oP: i meant what;s up

drakeman112: hehe yeah ..i like snow
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah!
DoGgiEp0oP: its fun to eat
drakeman112: hehe is it fluffy too?
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah some snow is fluffy
drakeman112: ive never seen fluffly snow before
DoGgiEp0oP: like fresh snow
DoGgiEp0oP: not the man made one
drakeman112: there's man made snow??

s w t x yammy: i feel like im taking one of those online surviews

LidDo 4g3tFuL: whoos jasen li?
DoGgiEp0oP: uh
DoGgiEp0oP: jasen
DoGgiEp0oP: old guy
DoGgiEp0oP: w glasses
LidDo 4g3tFuL: OHHHH
DoGgiEp0oP: teaches sunday school for college
DoGgiEp0oP: why
LidDo 4g3tFuL: hez old?
LidDo 4g3tFuL: isnt he also in colllege?
HAH

kathleen: my mom was mad
kathleen: cuz i was ugly

LidDo 4g3tFuL: did u go wid jeff n jessica to monica''s and phil's college party?
DoGgiEp0oP: yup
DoGgiEp0oP: it was fun
LidDo 4g3tFuL: hehe i wanna go
LidDo 4g3tFuL: so monica is um.. 19 now?..

FUN THINGS AT PHIL's AND MONICA's PARTY!@KL@@

steve scaring me before phil got in the door!

naked homers boxers!

playing taboo (let me know if you guys remember more!)

jason: its a bird that we eat!
kenny: gargoyle!@!@!

i forgot the card for this one
jasen li: i have a lot of this
allen: money!!!!

card = baggage
someone: you get a lot of this from relationships
allen" luggage!

richard with a "canal" card: people in the desert go here to get their water.....

evie: this is what wolverine's claws are made of!
christina: aluminum!!@@

this one is the best:
phil: this special day is in february
richard: april fools day!!!!!!

uh the heck...rocket scientists don't even know the answer....
Fool 4 Life 9: dude what on earth
Fool 4 Life 9: LidDo 4g3tFuL: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Fool 4 Life 9: WTF Fool 4 Life 9: dude hahahah i have freaking no idea

AzNriiCe01: DANGIT my brain just died
AzNriiCe01: i cant think of a conclusion
AzNriiCe01: and no
DoGgiEp0oP: in conclusion..i am a sexy mama!
AzNriiCe01: SEXY MAMA grabbing technique wont work
AzNriiCe01: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: HAH

s w t x yammy: i sent uiuc app yeterday
DoGgiEp0oP: nice!
DoGgiEp0oP: what is uiuc
s w t x yammy: hahahaha
s w t x yammy: ilinious

LidDo 4g3tFuL: jack
LidDo 4g3tFuL: were u a jealousable person?

DoGgiEp0oP: did you ever read that CAN email
s w t x yammy: yes i did
DoGgiEp0oP: what you think about it
s w t x yammy: i 4got wut it said
s w t x yammy: but it was good
s w t x yammy: i remember
sucks....

trevor: did you know it snowed in compton!?
jessica: OH DUDE YEAH!@!@@!#!@$@
jessica: oh wait no i didnt know that...

KaiAiAi: we r discussing what [spiritual] gifts we think u have
KaiAiAi: hahahaa
DoGgiEp0oP: uh
DoGgiEp0oP: why
DoGgiEp0oP: what you come up w
DoGgiEp0oP: besides gifts of good looking and muscles
KaiAiAi: GOODNESS
DoGgiEp0oP: and humilty

philsbury dohboi: hahaha i made the worst typo ever
philsbury dohboi: philsbury dohboi: so many thongs
philsbury dohboi: gone to waste
philsbury dohboi: THOUGHTS
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHAHHA
DoGgiEp0oP: who wre you talking to
philsbury dohboi: debbie
philsbury dohboi: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: haah
philsbury dohboi: its lawys to girls

Sternum10: so i asked this girl if she would be my girlfriend . . .
Sternum10: and she said no
Sternum10: and i said, are you sure?
Sternum10: and she said . . . yes
Sternum10: and i said . . . so yes you'll be my girlfriend?
Sternum10: and she said no
Sternum10: then i cried and went home to sleep

philsbury dohboi: i dint ansewr that questoin
DoGgiEp0oP: why not
philsbury dohboi: cuz
philsbury dohboi: we wre too busy
philsbury dohboi: talking about
philsbury dohboi: someting else
philsbury dohboi: and that questoin
philsbury dohboi: just got lost in oboivlision

i found the anti-girl!
DoGgiEp0oP: dont you want a bf like tom cruise
LiLTwN401: actually, not really
LiLTwN401: haha
LiLTwN401: i dont htink he's cute
DoGgiEp0oP: what about legolas
LiLTwN401: ew
LiLTwN401: dont tell me you think he's hot too
dude those are a couple of great looking guys....

bbysheep: haha i told my mommy that and taht was the only was she was gonna get it for me DoGgiEp0oP: what the heck did you just say

this is kenny caliber
DoGgiEp0oP: you ahve to warn me of these thigns
PjaMieSayz: why???
PjaMieSayz: it's the surprisement thats fun

DoGgiEp0oP: this will go in my secret blog
LiLBobDoG2: AW MAN
LiLBobDoG2: SECRET BLOG
LiLBobDoG2: i wanna see
DoGgiEp0oP: NO
DoGgiEp0oP: you cant
DoGgiEp0oP: many ppl's reputation will be ruined
DoGgiEp0oP: mainly phils hahha
LiLBobDoG2: AWWW
LiLBobDoG2: pooh
LiLBobDoG2: dude
LiLBobDoG2: what reputation? haha sucks!@

babyxfiesty: hows taiwan?
DoGgiEp0oP: its fun
DoGgiEp0oP: i woke up ultra early this mornign
babyxfiesty: realllyy
DoGgiEp0oP: to go hiking
babyxfiesty: wow
babyxfiesty: in taiwan?

DoGgiEp0oP: theres suppposed to be a place where all the singers and movie stars play basketball
DoGgiEp0oP: but i odntk now where it is
bbysheep: u should go there and beat them all
bbysheep: then you'll become a superstar
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah i want to
DoGgiEp0oP: then they will ask me to be in their music videos and movies
DoGgiEp0oP: and then i'll become popular and all the girls will like me
bbysheep: ahahaha
bbysheep: but then you'll want to stay there and never come back
DoGgiEp0oP: no US girls will hear too!
DoGgiEp0oP: like those crazy F4 fans
bbysheep: hahaha
DoGgiEp0oP: theres a lot in US
bbysheep: hahah
bbysheep: but then you'll have to grow your hair super duper long and be dumb
hahah sorry kenny..im glad you cut your hair =)

at friend ships..
jeremy: what do you call it when doctors stitch up your wounds?
jamie: stitches?
jeremy: oh yeah.

Tammy: IT'S CLAIM JUMPER? I THOUGHT IT WAS CLAM JUMPER!

Tammy: Wait, aren't artichokes those fish? Priscilla: No, that's anchovies.

Day1119: hey
Day1119: i want to make it on your blog
Day1119: i want to be cool
DoGgiEp0oP: you dont talk to me enough
DoGgiEp0oP: you never im me
Day1119: if i IM you
Day1119: can i make the cut?
DoGgiEp0oP: no you ahve to funny too
Day1119: dude
Day1119: i am funny
DoGgiEp0oP: thats not convincing
Day1119: but i have a funny story nonetheless
DoGgiEp0oP: i'll give your funny story a shot
DoGgiEp0oP: go Day1119: so did you know they caught saddam?
DoGgiEp0oP: yes
Day1119: and my friend goes
Day1119: "so what are they gonna do with him?"
Day1119: "uh...kill him?"
Day1119: she goes "do they have proof that he did all those things?"
Day1119: ok that's it
Day1119: maybe it's only funny if you know her
DoGgiEp0oP: dude
DoGgiEp0oP: this story sucks
Day1119: you suck!
DoGgiEp0oP: but since i jacked you up you get to go on my blog in the "owned" category

this is FYI!!
Day1119: there's an "owned" category?
DoGgiEp0oP: well its not separated that way but
DoGgiEp0oP: ppl get blogged if....they say something funny..or..
DoGgiEp0oP: if they make horrendous typos
DoGgiEp0oP: or if they butcher the grammar
DoGgiEp0oP: or if they say something absolutely ridiculous
DoGgiEp0oP: or if they make me say something funny
DoGgiEp0oP: which includes jacking up other ppls remarks
DoGgiEp0oP: which yours fall under
Day1119: that sucks

DoGgiEp0oP: you should nevr drink heh
DoGgiEp0oP: or smoke
DoGgiEp0oP: or eat black jelly beans
bbysheep: hahha i dont want to
bbysheep: esp black jelly beans
yeah dude who the heck came up w those..most digusting thing in the universe

DoGgiEp0oP: yeah and that store cashier
Junseok: store cashier?!
DoGgiEp0oP: hah i dont kno i was hoping i could make you spill something
Junseok: hahahahah you fool
Junseok: I HATE YOU
Junseok: making stuff up
Junseok: I actually thought for a split second "omg, did I do something with some store cashier?!"
DoGgiEp0oP: hahahhaah

Winklestwinkles: gosh
DoGgiEp0oP: ?
Winklestwinkles: just stop being in taiwan
Winklestwinkles: thats just dumb

DoGgiEp0oP: i cant believe im graduatinng soon
HeavenSentAnjel: haha
HeavenSentAnjel: i know, u fogey
DoGgiEp0oP: i look 16 so its ok
HeavenSentAnjel: hahaha
HeavenSentAnjel: u THINK u look 16
HeavenSentAnjel: when in fact u look 12
sucks

DoGgiEp0oP: whatup!@!
Winklestwinkles: PISH POSh
DoGgiEp0oP: why!
Winklestwinkles: 4 icky tests tomorrow
Winklestwinkles: 10 hours of hw
Winklestwinkles: to finish
DoGgiEp0oP: uh yeah!
DoGgiEp0oP: thats quite a lot
Winklestwinkles: yea
Winklestwinkles: its like
Winklestwinkles: a pile of diarrhea mixed with rotten tomatoes sauce and rotten eggs for decoration with mold growing of the top of the barfed out cherries on top

ange lin 183: HEYY
ange lin 183: i LOVE black jelly beans!
ange lin 183: they're so good
DoGgiEp0oP: DUDE YOU ARE A FREAK1!@@!@!!
ange lin 183: DUDE YOU ARE SUCK!
ange lin 183: they're awesome
ange lin 183: and its the best since no one else likes them
ange lin 183: ergo i get them all
DoGgiEp0oP: you like black jelly beans AND you say ergo@!@!# KAJSDJFALSFKFJFKJJ;KSJFALFJALF D

DoGgiEp0oP: hello!
DoGgiEp0oP: merry christmas
LiLBobDoG2: merry your mofo
uh unexpected

DoGgiEp0oP: you have to see my dog here
DoGgiEp0oP: she doesnt like to play w ppl
DoGgiEp0oP: tho
DoGgiEp0oP: like she runs away
ArghMan: aw thats gay you should kick her when she runs away
ArghMan: so she learns to come back

lohan570: arent you in taiwan?
lohan570: im in taiwan!@!
DoGgiEp0oP: really!/
DoGgiEp0oP: where?
lohan570: no
lohan570: im not in taiwan
lohan570: you are arent you?

DoGgiEp0oP: hey
lvdfrst: yes
DoGgiEp0oP: i have a proposal
lvdfrst: yes lvdfrst: i will
lvdfrst: or i do
lvdfrst: haha

trustnHim012: new years resolutions?
DoGgiEp0oP: get buff?
DoGgiEp0oP: in the spirit
trustnHim012: hahaha
trustnHim012: and drunk too?
DoGgiEp0oP: yes!@
trustnHim012: buce
DoGgiEp0oP: hmm
DoGgiEp0oP: i think it would be to labor more
trustnHim012: how? youre a guy

philsbury dohboi: brb im so hungry
DoGgiEp0oP: k
philsbury dohboi: nm
philsbury dohboi: ill go later
philsbury dohboi: hehe
DoGgiEp0oP: hah
DoGgiEp0oP: lazy
philsbury dohboi (03:03:07): no cuz im talking to hot gilrs
DoGgiEp0oP (03:03:09): why did some cute girl ocme online for you to talk to
philsbury dohboi: is ther an echo in here
phil and i have achieved philippians 2:2!!

to be fair to angela....
ArghMan: oh im um reading your blog
ArghMan: and im gonna have to agree with angela on the black jellybean thing
ArghMan: they're positively delightful, and what makes them even more delightful is the fact that other people simply can't stand them, so they always stammer "Trevor, oh Trevor, won't you please free me of the burden of these black jellybeans?"
ArghMan: and to them i reply stoutly: "Sure thing my friend."
ArghMan: Now THATS a good deal.

DoGgiEp0oP: and theres this street that has all these puppies
DoGgiEp0oP: they are pretty expensive
bbysheep: ooh..arent dogs expensive in general??
bbysheep: like my neighbor has a dog that someboyd gave to them..and they dont take care of that dog at all
bbysheep: it's always like dirty looking..and it looks like it has fleas
DoGgiEp0oP: hah how do those 2 things relate

DoGgiEp0oP: i totally have senoritis
Nine 2 hooK: HAHAHAH
Nine 2 hooK: i thought you said
Nine 2 hooK: senoritas for a sec
DoGgiEp0oP: HAH
DoGgiEp0oP: i have those too
Nine 2 hooK: HAHAHA

philsbury dohboi: lets go gouge out each ohters eyes
philsbury dohboi: i do it for 2 reasons
philsbury dohboi: girls and sawing richards butt


DoGgiEp0oP: lets guess who each one of us wil marry
hunny815: OK
hunny815: haha
hunny815: that'll be fun
hunny815: but thas hard tho
DoGgiEp0oP: you will marry
hunny815: for all of us to marry each other
DoGgiEp0oP: phil
hunny815: realie
hunny815: he slouches
HAHA sucks for that be the basis of not marrying somone!!

hahahaha phil's response
philsbury dohboi: HAHAH
philsbury dohboi: NO IM WROKIGNON THAT
DoGgiEp0oP: hahahah
philsbury dohboi: sutpid punk

hunny815: do u wear cute pj pants to sleep?
hunny815: or onlee like sweats orsomething
DoGgiEp0oP: i dont wear anything
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHA just kidding
hunny815: EWWW
hunny815: gosh
hunny815: i just got that same remark from phil!

philsbury dohboi: HAHAHHA
philsbury dohboi: i siad hte same thing
philsbury dohboi: HAHAHA
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHAH
DoGgiEp0oP: theres that liked mindednesss again
philsbury dohboi: phil 2:@ again
philsbury dohboi: hahaha
philsbury dohboi: HAHAHA
DoGgiEp0oP: serious!@
philsbury dohboi: AGAIN!@#

bbysheep: but i have to work REALY hard this semester
DoGgiEp0oP: you have to play in between
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah.... bbysheep: cuz my grades are too great
DoGgiEp0oP: hahah
DoGgiEp0oP: sweet
DoGgiEp0oP: so humble

Christine: Let's sing Star Spangled Banner
Kelly: OH OK! JOY TO THE WORLD THE LORD HAS COME!!

DoGgiEp0oP: hehe i just found some antibiotics
swtxtian: ehhhh
swtxtian: cold pork is very cold
DoGgiEp0oP: urm
DoGgiEp0oP: did you just say that to get on my blog

lvdfrst: jack i was trying to make u a present... but ur face is too "clean" there was no contrast so the picture came out ugly
lvdfrst: u should get more pimps.. or scars or something to the pics would look cool..

Frian2582: you okay?
DoGgiEp0oP: im better
Frian2582: you are not going to die are you?
DoGgiEp0oP: but not great
DoGgiEp0oP: im not sure
DoGgiEp0oP: but if i do
DoGgiEp0oP: can it be in your arms
Frian2582: hahaha
Frian2582: man
DoGgiEp0oP: what! you will refuse my dying wish
Frian2582: you are a leper
Frian2582: stay on your side of the room

DoGgiEp0oP: is that why you're totally not talkign to me macod0shus: no man!
macod0shus: im here for u
macod0shus: brb

bbysheep: did u know that what doggies eat are basically what we eat?
bbysheep: like dog treats are basically made of human food ingredients stuff
DoGgiEp0oP: really
DoGgiEp0oP: i didnt knw that
DoGgiEp0oP: i'll give you some tomorw you can test that k?
bbysheep: haha noo bbysheep: i already ate hamster treats before
DoGgiEp0oP: really!@
DoGgiEp0oP: hahah why!
bbysheep: haha i was curious..

aznJrag0N17: whut up
aznJrag0N17: what is jason lee sn?
DoGgiEp0oP: hey
DoGgiEp0oP: jasenli heh
aznJrag0N17: even the heh?

FA JYY: haha, I saw your page of literary delights.
FA JYY: Its a plethora of IM antics.

Day1119: what's a good getting to know you question?
DoGgiEp0oP: urm
DoGgiEp0oP: so how many bfs have you had
Day1119: uh
Day1119: this is for ibs tonight (ibs = investigative bible study)
hahha oops

aznxtian: wateroo up two?
DoGgiEp0oP: i dont even want to talk to you anymore

heheh kenny's sister...
hunny815: are you... 21?
DoGgiEp0oP: !
DoGgiEp0oP: no!
hunny815: 22!!
hunny815: haha oops
hunny815: i forgot my brother went to 23...

philsbury dohboi: so he went to 23..i wonder if hes gonna come back and visit
philsbury dohboi: cuz 23 is kinda far

Winklestwinkles: i was reading your blog
Winklestwinkles: and i have come to the conclusion that
Winklestwinkles: our church makes people stupid

Winklestwinkles: kelly and kenny are dumb
Winklestwinkles: mwuahaha
Winklestwinkles: they walked into the doctors office and i was like
Winklestwinkles: HI STUPID AND UGLY
Winklestwinkles: and the other people were like " I hope you know them..."

bbysheep: did u know my mom called me a drama mama??

super spelling butchering of the day:
DoGgiEp0oP: ok yeah i know him
DoGgiEp0oP: what about him
swtxtian: i dunno..just woeimingiane=p
DoGgiEp0oP: what!?
DoGgiEp0oP: whats woeimingiane
swtxtian: wonderingggg!
swtxtian: gosh

ArghMan: its harder for a white girl to get me than it is for a camel to walkthrough the eye of a needle
DoGgiEp0oP: can i blog that

philsbury dohboi: soo
philsbury dohboi: do you...like..stuff?
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah
DoGgiEp0oP: you?
philsbury dohboi: totally
philsbury dohboi: this one time
philsbury dohboi: i found this stuff
philsbury dohboi: and it was freakin sweet
DoGgiEp0oP: dude thats so cool
philsbury dohboi: soiuresly man
philsbury dohboi: best day of my life

swtxtian: so...there's this singaporean guy
swtxtian: and someone was telling him that they liked country music
swtxtian: and this singaporean goes..."what country"

macod0shus: wanna kick me in the balls
DoGgiEp0oP: hahahh can i!@?
macod0shus: alrite jack, just this once

bbysheep: i'll show u the brochuse thing on friday
DoGgiEp0oP: brochuse!

swtxtian: i have a whole in my arm
swtxtian: i mean hjol.e
swtxtian: hold
swtxtian: hole
DoGgiEp0oP: dude what happened to you
swtxtian: i'me ating

philsbury dohboi: i want girls to prey on me (kissy face)
DoGgiEp0oP: can i blog that!@!@
philsbury dohboi: NO
philsbury dohboi: well whatever
philsbury dohboi: i dont care philsbury dohboi: my rep is already ruined beyond recogniton philsbury dohboi: my stinkin rep
philsbury dohboi: all ur fault
philsbury dohboi: if im stil single in 10 yrs
philsbury dohboi: im gnna blame u

cLaMMy xP: boy i wish i had a jack face
DoGgiEp0oP: a common lament
cLaMMy xP: well.. but in a grl way
cLaMMy xP: yah.. its so sad. only one jack face in the world
cLaMMy xP: which is jack tsai
cLaMMy xP: u lucky duck
DoGgiEp0oP: theres this guy in ucla that looks like me
cLaMMy xP: oh!
cLaMMy xP: william hung?
cLaMMy xP: :-P
DoGgiEp0oP: STUPID!@

DoGgiEp0oP: have you ever been whistled at
s w t x yammy: ive been barked at

KaiAiAi: is jason at ur place?
KaiAiAi: freaking.. his laptop is like inside a laptop case, then inside a laptop bag, then inside a bag, inside a plastic bag, inside a paper bag, then inside a suitcase

wh0o0o0o0o0sh: OH
wh0o0o0o0o0sh: so
wh0o0o0o0o0sh: there was this singporean wh0o0o0o0o0sh: and he was trying to say "coed" school
wh0o0o0o0o0sh: but since he didnt know the word "coed"
wh0o0o0o0o0sh: he said....asexual school

wh0o0o0o0o0sh: the signaporean should get together with kenny wh0o0o0o0o0sh: they'd have a ball

RIDICULUS REMARK OF THE DAY so we were playing ball at pvis as usual after church and i ask this one jr high kid to play cuz we needed someone to guard little phil. so during the break i ask him so what grade are you in and hes like '7th' and then phil goes...'guess what grade jack is' and the kid goes '...i don't know..like 9th?' and then i died

KaiAiAi: u juz got surfed!!!!!

bbysheep: yeah upstairs is like two degrees hotter than downstairs
what the ultra precise

philsbury dohboi: u kno what
philsbury dohboi: this hot wetaher isnt so bad
DoGgiEp0oP: stuoid you better not say
DoGgiEp0oP: cuz girls wear less clothes
philsbury dohboi: HAHHAHAH
philsbury dohboi: stupid phil 2:2
DoGgiEp0oP: blog time!
philsbury dohboi: hahah
philsbury dohboi: i idnt say it
philsbury dohboi: you said it
philsbury dohboi: and i wanst gona say that
DoGgiEp0oP: well thats ok then i can blog it
philsbury dohboi: i was gonna say the modest girls wear sweaters and pants
philsbury dohboi: and i like modest girls

bbysheep: HAHAA bbysheep: WHATEVER! he doenst like modest girls

Doughster: hey jack
DoGgiEp0oP: what up baby
Doughster: haha shut up before i smash your face in =(

liddo 4g3tful: aznxtian: yeah i remember, but i don't know much cuz you never talked about it with me much
liddo 4g3tful: opz
liddo 4g3tful: hahaha
liddo 4g3tful: my bad
liddo 4g3tful: i meant
liddo 4g3tful: is ossification good?

during sunday school...
greg: how much of the world do you guys think call themselves 'christian?'
ureg: i think about 2 billion
madeline: wow! percent!@?!
tammy: that's like the whole world

xiaoruru10: u know what's funny!
DoGgiEp0oP: what@!
xiaoruru10: i always thought that ur in high school.................. for the past........ i duno how many yrs
xiaoruru10: but then i asked johnson the other day........
thats NOT funny at all!@!

ArghMan: lets go ride midget horses into the sunset
babyxfiesty: colorado has sunsets?
ArghMan: where else woudl the sun go dude
babyxfiesty: but theres no ocean?

DoGgiEp0oP: how was school today
bbysheep: it was okayy
bbysheep: i had stomache thought
DoGgiEp0oP: urmm
DoGgiEp0oP: what thought was that

hunny815: i'm cooking fish
DoGgiEp0oP: oh what the
DoGgiEp0oP: fish is like hard to cook
hunny815: it's the precooked stuff
hunny815: haha
hunny815: it's like fish sticks
hunny815: yum
hunny815: fried stuff
DoGgiEp0oP: hah thats weak
hunny815: hah no
hunny815: ur face is weak
DoGgiEp0oP: =(
what happened to kelly!@

fun at jo's bday dinner
Madeline: whats the other team the lakers are playing?
someone: Minnesota
Madeline: what brand are they??

Madeline: gasp! who's not a lakers fan!@!
Me: me
Madeline: what!@@! but you went to UCLA!

babyxfiesty: ow
babyxfiesty: i have a cancer sore =(

Rodman120: let's go to prom some time!

liddo 4g3tful: wut grade were u wen u had ur first bf?

funny things at sequoia camping trip!
eating like stinking kings every night (korean bbq galore)

someone: i wonder where the water in the mountains come from?
tammy: i think it flows from the ocean

madeline: you can't scare me..i have cat-fast reflexes
cat-like yes..lighting quick yes...cat-fast!@??

steve laughing so hard and puking all over himself and his sleeping bag and josiah boning out and coming into ours

steve the very next night spilling his water all over his sleeping bag

christina: Jeff, your entire body is all red in some places

trevor (refering to redness on Jeff's body): dude you have an ogre hicky!

Tammy: man..scary movies are really scary

greg: i wonder why there's snow on some parts of the mountain and not on others
madeline: dude, that's easy..i can explain it in 3 words
greg: ok go
madeline: it melted

babyxfiesty: theyre...like opear songs
DoGgiEp0oP: opear songs!
babyxfiesty: ops
babyxfiesty: operah

DoGgiEp0oP: hehe the guys are having a lan party at jos
babyxfiesty: lan?
DoGgiEp0oP: yes
DoGgiEp0oP: LAN
babyxfiesty: wuts taht
DoGgiEp0oP: latin accent night
babyxfiesty: oh
babyxfiesty: weird..
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah we're learning spanish
babyxfiesty: ohh iw atn to go

chard: oooOO! is that milk strawberry!@


talking about what we did at beach party
madeline: so what were you guys playing
me: nation ball...so much fun!
madeline: but there's no map?
me: ...its like dodgeball
madeline: but there's no wall?
me: there isn't any walls!@!!
madeline: oohh...that's butts up 7 up.

Lil phil: lets eat at weinersighiiaiazal
me: we can if you can spell it lil phil: ok! R...E...
rest of the car: RE!!@!@@!
lil phil: i mean R...I..

JH ranch funnies!
gigi smash conversation for 30 min w/ a bunch of guys and monica

coming back in 15 seater van with 21 people

scaring the doo doo pies out of madeline and tammy

i have undercat thunderwear --> i heard that richard is offended by underwear

madeline thinking she is wilderness girl

Madeline seeing us play ping pong: hey guys! is this real tennis?

Madeline: the score is 4-all? what does that mean?

Madeline: O doesnt start with awesome!

at the Hollywood bowl tammy: hey guys! what song is this!@
me: dude...they are tuning...

for more adventures www.fool4life9.blogspot.com updated weekly! check back often!!)

Welcome again to my magical blog of wonders. To your delight i have decided to add another section. I would like to introduce you to my very sexy friend...his name is kenny and he is a taiwanese pop star. His features are finely chiseled and his long flowing hair is comparable to the manes of wild stallions in heat. rowr. Because he is a taiwanese pop star, he has trouble with the english language..which makes for great entertainment. so, sit back and let me take you on another epic adventure for all five of your senses and may this bring back pleasant memories of the motherland. of course, most of these are much funnier in person..but God gave us a wonderful imagination so do your best.

Kenny: are there any more baters of wottles left?

Kenny: Who has some sampoo?

Kenny: I just got a new laptop.
Johnson: is it easy to carry around and stuff?
Kenny: yeah...its convertible

Kenny: you know what tastes so good? the dairy item you add to coffee..
Uncle Rob: cream?
Kenny: oh yeah

Jamie: you know whats good? french fries with vinegar, salt, and ketchup
Kenny: you know what else is good? french up with vanilla ice cream

allig8r27: do u really know a taiwanese pop star?

Kenny: ooOOOo rambo! i mean rainbow.

Rodman120: watcha been up to sucka??

Rodman120: awesome dude
Rodman120: praisey Godie
Doggiep0op: what in the world
Rodman120: praisey Godie sounds like a girl
Doggiep0op: praise Godie sounds stupid

Kenny: wow you put those on your eye lenses?
Christine: you mean my glasses?
Kenny: oh yeah, that's what they're called

slballerkid: kenny's a taiwanese pop star?

kenny: the fake! and the shoot!

trUstNHiM012: how was ur day?
Rodman120: i slept till death came upon me, and i just woke up
HHAHAH WHAT ON EARTH DOES THAT MEAN!?@?!?!

Auto response from Rodman120: got locked in my own room. how does that work climbed thru the window to get maintenance.

DoGgiEp0oP: WHUT UP PLAYA!
Rodman120: wat up.. who dis??
DoGgiEp0oP: this is not kenny
DoGgiEp0oP: ?
Rodman120: no, but is this jack??
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah
DoGgiEp0oP: heh who is this
Rodman120: hehe, u don't sound like him
Rodman120: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: cuz kenny greets me w absurd things all the time
Rodman120: hahaha
Rodman120: wait, this is kenny
Rodman120: u punk

FooL4LifE9: i IMd kenny
FooL4LifE9: and he said
FooL4LifE9: "ward up"

kenny: (a long stream of words......)
me: what? everyday you cuss at cindy before 10?
kenny: no! everyday i consistently wake up before 10!@!@

someone: how does leprosy spread if like the people w/ leprosy are all confined together
jack: maybe like rats
kenny: yeah airborne

DoGgiEp0oP: what you pto
Rodman120: readin about kobe bryant
DoGgiEp0oP: heh
Rodman120: he is so good, i want to bite his head off

phiLsbury dohbOi: hahaha
phiLsbury dohbOi: this is great
DoGgiEp0oP: what
phiLsbury dohbOi: we're playing scrabble
phiLsbury dohbOi: i spelled anvil
phiLsbury dohbOi: and kenny asked what an anvil is
phiLsbury dohbOi: hahah

after a frisbie hits a tree...
kenny: oh man!!! you knocked a corn out of the tree!!!!@
someone: you mean a pine cone??!?

mike: so when God has a specific promise for you, how can you tell?
kenny: well...i read the bibliography of this guy once.....
HAHA KENNY I LOVE YOU!!!

someone: who's in the movie "kill bill"?
kenny: oh you know....uma therma....

DoGgiEp0oP: hey hey!
Auto response from Rodman120: baseball playoffs if like...WHOA!!!
haha what the heck does that mean

whojonliuliu: hey this is some person who knows kenny and he did somethinhg funny today
whojonliuliu: so you should blog it
DoGgiEp0oP: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: ok
whojonliuliu: and this isnt jon liu
whojonliuliu: so dont get any ideas
whojonliuliu: so we're meeting up to get lunch
whojonliuliu: and tehrs this anchor in front of the place
whojonliuliu: and kenny calls up and says "i'm at the hook, where u guys at?"
whojonliuliu: oh and he said 2 hooks = 2 halves of an anchor = 1 anchor

rodman120: my dad's at stanford
doggiep0op: why?
rodman120: sebatical

when kenny found out his team was playing me, jon, joe, josiah, and anson
kenny: what!@@! how's that fair! they have a cascade of guards!@@!
everyone else in the world: CASCADE!@@#!#@!@#