super spelling butchering of the day:
DoGgiEp0oP: ok yeah i know him
DoGgiEp0oP: what about him
swtxtian: i dunno..just woeimingiane=p
DoGgiEp0oP: what!?
DoGgiEp0oP: whats woeimingiane
swtxtian: wonderingggg!
swtxtian: gosh

ArghMan: its harder for a white girl to get me than it is for a camel to walkthrough the eye of a needle
DoGgiEp0oP: can i blog that

philsbury dohboi: soo
philsbury dohboi: do you...like..stuff?
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah
DoGgiEp0oP: you?
philsbury dohboi: totally
philsbury dohboi: this one time
philsbury dohboi: i found this stuff
philsbury dohboi: and it was freakin sweet
DoGgiEp0oP: dude thats so cool
philsbury dohboi: soiuresly man
philsbury dohboi: best day of my life

swtxtian: so...there's this singaporean guy
swtxtian: and someone was telling him that they liked country music
swtxtian: and this singaporean goes..."what country"

macod0shus: wanna kick me in the balls
DoGgiEp0oP: hahahh can i!@?
macod0shus: alrite jack, just this once

bbysheep: i'll show u the brochuse thing on friday
DoGgiEp0oP: brochuse!

swtxtian: i have a whole in my arm
swtxtian: i mean hjol.e
swtxtian: hold
swtxtian: hole
DoGgiEp0oP: dude what happened to you
swtxtian: i'me ating

philsbury dohboi: i want girls to prey on me (kissy face)
DoGgiEp0oP: can i blog that!@!@
philsbury dohboi: NO
philsbury dohboi: well whatever
philsbury dohboi: i dont care philsbury dohboi: my rep is already ruined beyond recogniton philsbury dohboi: my stinkin rep
philsbury dohboi: all ur fault
philsbury dohboi: if im stil single in 10 yrs
philsbury dohboi: im gnna blame u

cLaMMy xP: boy i wish i had a jack face
DoGgiEp0oP: a common lament
cLaMMy xP: well.. but in a grl way
cLaMMy xP: yah.. its so sad. only one jack face in the world
cLaMMy xP: which is jack tsai
cLaMMy xP: u lucky duck
DoGgiEp0oP: theres this guy in ucla that looks like me
cLaMMy xP: oh!
cLaMMy xP: william hung?
cLaMMy xP: :-P
DoGgiEp0oP: STUPID!@

DoGgiEp0oP: have you ever been whistled at
s w t x yammy: ive been barked at

KaiAiAi: is jason at ur place?
KaiAiAi: freaking.. his laptop is like inside a laptop case, then inside a laptop bag, then inside a bag, inside a plastic bag, inside a paper bag, then inside a suitcase

wh0o0o0o0o0sh: OH
wh0o0o0o0o0sh: so
wh0o0o0o0o0sh: there was this singporean wh0o0o0o0o0sh: and he was trying to say "coed" school
wh0o0o0o0o0sh: but since he didnt know the word "coed"
wh0o0o0o0o0sh: he said....asexual school

wh0o0o0o0o0sh: the signaporean should get together with kenny wh0o0o0o0o0sh: they'd have a ball