after a frisbie hits a tree...
kenny: oh man!!! you knocked a corn out of the tree!!!!@
someone: you mean a pine cone??!?

mike: so when God has a specific promise for you, how can you tell?
kenny: well...i read the bibliography of this guy once.....
HAHA KENNY I LOVE YOU!!!

someone: who's in the movie "kill bill"?
kenny: oh you know....uma therma....

DoGgiEp0oP: hey hey!
Auto response from Rodman120: baseball playoffs if like...WHOA!!!
haha what the heck does that mean

whojonliuliu: hey this is some person who knows kenny and he did somethinhg funny today
whojonliuliu: so you should blog it
DoGgiEp0oP: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: ok
whojonliuliu: and this isnt jon liu
whojonliuliu: so dont get any ideas
whojonliuliu: so we're meeting up to get lunch
whojonliuliu: and tehrs this anchor in front of the place
whojonliuliu: and kenny calls up and says "i'm at the hook, where u guys at?"
whojonliuliu: oh and he said 2 hooks = 2 halves of an anchor = 1 anchor

rodman120: my dad's at stanford
doggiep0op: why?
rodman120: sebatical

when kenny found out his team was playing me, jon, joe, josiah, and anson
kenny: what!@@! how's that fair! they have a cascade of guards!@@!
everyone else in the world: CASCADE!@@#!#@!@#