Welcome again to my magical blog of wonders. To your delight i have decided to add another section. I would like to introduce you to my very sexy friend...his name is kenny and he is a taiwanese pop star. His features are finely chiseled and his long flowing hair is comparable to the manes of wild stallions in heat. rowr. Because he is a taiwanese pop star, he has trouble with the english language..which makes for great entertainment. so, sit back and let me take you on another epic adventure for all five of your senses and may this bring back pleasant memories of the motherland. of course, most of these are much funnier in person..but God gave us a wonderful imagination so do your best.

Kenny: are there any more baters of wottles left?

Kenny: Who has some sampoo?

Kenny: I just got a new laptop.
Johnson: is it easy to carry around and stuff?
Kenny: yeah...its convertible

Kenny: you know what tastes so good? the dairy item you add to coffee..
Uncle Rob: cream?
Kenny: oh yeah

Jamie: you know whats good? french fries with vinegar, salt, and ketchup
Kenny: you know what else is good? french up with vanilla ice cream

allig8r27: do u really know a taiwanese pop star?

Kenny: ooOOOo rambo! i mean rainbow.

Rodman120: watcha been up to sucka??

Rodman120: awesome dude
Rodman120: praisey Godie
Doggiep0op: what in the world
Rodman120: praisey Godie sounds like a girl
Doggiep0op: praise Godie sounds stupid

Kenny: wow you put those on your eye lenses?
Christine: you mean my glasses?
Kenny: oh yeah, that's what they're called

slballerkid: kenny's a taiwanese pop star?

kenny: the fake! and the shoot!