i love the changs...

talking about medical sitcoms
Kelly: i love Grey's anatomy!!
Me: Do you like House? (House MD)
Kelly: wait...do you mean...house of desparate wives??

fun times at game night playing taboo:

Card: wonderbra
Me: girls wear this!
Jason: bra!
Me: yes! a special kind!!
Trevor: OH I HAVE ONE OF THOSE!!

Card: seagull
Fanxors: an albatross is a big ...
everyone: bird!
Fanxors: i mean..albatross is a small...
everyone: bird!
Fanxors: its like an albatross
someone: uh..seagull?

card: implants
kelly: i have fake boobies

Card: exotic
kelly: a stripper is...
greg: fine!!
Kelly: no..
greg: rough!!
greg: from thailand!!

card: stocks
Fanxors: this is how i make money!
Me: being a prostitute!

card: maze
cindy to greg: urm..is this the thing you spray (thinking of mace)
greg: uh...no....its like a obstacle course you have to get out of
cindy: isn't that the same thing?

Card: amazon river
Mike: this is a body of water south of the US
JeffL: costa rica!!!

someone: he was the leader of russia
trevor: zangief!@!

lvdfrst: just you and me
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah i want it intimate like that
lvdfrst: SWEET
lvdfrst: it's been awhile sinc i've hda a date like this
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah me too
DoGgiEp0oP: i need to warm up to real dates
lvdfrst: hah
lvdfrst: but jack you're a natural
lvdfrst: cuz you're a hottie
DoGgiEp0oP: aw thanks
lvdfrst: you don't need to practice
lvdfrst: you just need less clothing

DoGgiEp0oP: so
DoGgiEp0oP: tell me stories
Gangplanc: of
DoGgiEp0oP: girls!
Gangplanc: mmm
Gangplanc: k
Gangplanc: so like
Gangplanc: i was walking around
Gangplanc: and i saw one
Gangplanc: it was pretty amazing
Gangplanc: i had never seen such a creature!
Gangplanc: then i went home
Gangplanc: and slept
Gangplanc: well
Gangplanc: after i wrote about it in my diary

me: kenny...do you still need to go to auntie eva's house?
kenny: yeah...i need to pick up a stick
everyone else: A STICK!!@
Greg: i never thought in my whole life i would hear someone say that
kenny: dude..you know..that thing you use to flatten dough to make dumpling skin
someone: you mean a rolling pin?

at church...looking at Nancy's cool furry boots
me: i wonder what kind of animal fur that is
jason: salmon

DNC701: i gotta use the pisser