me: kenny...do you still need to go to auntie eva's house?
kenny: yeah...i need to pick up a stick
everyone else: A STICK!!@
Greg: i never thought in my whole life i would hear someone say that
kenny: dude..you know..that thing you use to flatten dough to make dumpling skin
someone: you mean a rolling pin?

at church...looking at Nancy's cool furry boots
me: i wonder what kind of animal fur that is
jason: salmon