Cindy: man! my pimples are a gazillion big!@!

Kenny: get me my bible, I have to teach jr high sunday school...on second james

Happy 2008 everyone! As a special treat, I will attempt to resurrect my blog by reading over it and compiling my favorites. I was originally going to do a top 10, but it is too difficult to judge. Here they are in no particular order:

doggiep0op: que pasa
ArghMan: playing and drinkign boabo
ArghMan: eh ArghMan: er boab
ArghMan: er boab
DoGgiEp0oP: haha man
ArghMan: er boab
DoGgiEp0oP: haha
ArghMan: BOAB
ArghMan: WHAT THE
ArghMan: BOBA
ArghMan: MAN THAT WAS RETARDED MY BRAIN LKIKE MELTED
(this one gets special kudos for being my first entry)

Tiamat x2: lo
DoGgiEp0oP: wats lo
Tiamat x2: short for lol
DoGgiEp0oP: dude you are stinking lazy
Tiamat x2: lo...

me: can i give you a check? or cash
tim: i prefer cash
me: why are you some sort of drug dealer
tim: no a prostitute

DoGgiEp0oP: ahoy
ch e R R y 2 4 4: hey
DoGgiEp0oP: what you upto
ch e R R y 2 4 4: looking for my friend who has my solid waste
ch e R R y 2 4 4: i let her borrow it and she didnt give it back
DoGgiEp0oP: that sounds absolutely disgusting if i didnt know what you were talking about FooL4LifE9: AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH OH MY MY MY MYM YOAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH FooL4LifE9: SUCKS TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSEES SOLID WASTE
FooL4LifE9: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
FooL4LifE9: AND NOT GIVE IT BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER
FooL4LifE9: HAHAHhhah
FooL4LifE9: THATS AWEFUL
FooL4LifE9: AWFLU

DoGgiEp0oP: me and christina were mcs
bbysheep: wht's that??
DoGgiEp0oP: like the people who are saying stuff
DoGgiEp0oP: and introducing ppl
bbysheep: ooo ic
bbysheep: oh !!
bbysheep: they mcs!!
DoGgiEp0oP: what
bbysheep: hha i know what mcs are now
bbysheep: microphones

LidDo 4g3tFuL: can i ask u a question?
DoGgiEp0oP: sure (in my head i'm thinking what deep question she would ask me)
LidDo 4g3tFuL: did u ever eat ur own boogers?

hunny815: do you live with three ppl?
DoGgiEp0oP: ursaj
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah
DoGgiEp0oP: jason
DoGgiEp0oP: and tim
DoGgiEp0oP: and mike yubanks
hunny815: who or what's ursaj?
DoGgiEp0oP: haha that was yeah mispelled

babyxfiesty: hey how do u spell
babyxfiesty: edikates?
babyxfiesty: thast how u pronounce it
babyxfiesty: iono how its spelled
babyxfiesty: like..good eating edikates
philsbury dohboi: HAHHAHAHAHA
babyxfiesty: ?
philsbury dohboi: lololol
babyxfiesty: like
babyxfiesty: i typed that on dictionary.com
babyxfiesty: it didnt even pick ne thing up
babyxfiesty: =(
philsbury dohboi: etiquette

playing taboo:
- jason: its a bird that we eat!
kenny: gargoyle!@!@!

- phil: this special day is in february
richard: april fools day!!!!!!

bbysheep: haha i told my mommy that and taht was the only was she was gonna get it for me DoGgiEp0oP: what the heck did you just say

DoGgiEp0oP: hello!
DoGgiEp0oP: merry christmas
LiLBobDoG2: merry your mofo
uh unexpected

DoGgiEp0oP: lets guess who each one of us wil marry
hunny815: OK
hunny815: haha
hunny815: that'll be fun
hunny815: but thas hard tho
DoGgiEp0oP: you will marry
hunny815: for all of us to marry each other
DoGgiEp0oP: phil
hunny815: realie
hunny815: he slouches
HAHA sucks for that be the basis of not marrying somone!! hahahaha

Christine: Let's sing Star Spangled Banner Kelly: OH OK! JOY TO THE WORLD THE LORD HAS COME!!

DoGgiEp0oP: is that why you're totally not talkign to me
macod0shus: no man!
macod0shus: im here for u
macod0shus: brb

hunny815: are you... 21?
DoGgiEp0oP: no!
hunny815: 22!!
hunny815: haha oops
hunny815: i forgot my brother went to 23...

philsbury dohboi: so he went to 23..i wonder if hes gonna come back and visit
philsbury dohboi: cuz 23 is kinda far

DoGgiEp0oP: hehe the guys are having a lan party at jos
babyxfiesty: lan?
DoGgiEp0oP: yes
DoGgiEp0oP: LAN
babyxfiesty: wuts taht
DoGgiEp0oP: latin accent night
babyxfiesty: oh babyxfiesty: weird..
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah we're learning spanish
babyxfiesty: ohh iw atn to go

at the Hollywood bowl
tammy: hey guys! what song is this!@ me: dude...they are tuning...

Winklestwinkles: i was reading your blog
Winklestwinkles: and i have come to the conclusion that
Winklestwinkles: our church makes people stupid