LiLTwN401: hey dude we saw you friday driving with...i think it was either phil or joe LiLTwN401: we were right behind you
DoGgiEp0oP: should have honked or something
LiLTwN401: we coudlnt figure out if it was you or not
LiLTwN401: and ange diddnt really wanna honk
LiLTwN401: cuz there was a lotta cars around
DoGgiEp0oP: hah i guess im not worth the look
LiLTwN401: hahaha
DoGgiEp0oP: that sucks
DoGgiEp0oP: all my self esteem went out the window
LiLTwN401: sorry :-)
LiLTwN401: by the time we knew it was you, we were already turning
DoGgiEp0oP: that doesnt cheer me up
LiLTwN401: yea it does cuz it's not our fault
LiLTwN401: we were already gone so it was too late
DoGgiEp0oP: you have to say somethingl ike..jack you are soo cool that it saddened us that we couldnt take ganders at you
~ ten minutes go by ~
DoGgiEp0oP: ok i guess nothing like that is coming my way
LiLTwN401: HAHAHA
LiLTwN401: sorry
LiLTwN401: i went to look for dinner

babyxfiesty: do guys talk on the phone just to talk?
DoGgiEp0oP: what/
DoGgiEp0oP: oh
DoGgiEp0oP: urmm
DoGgiEp0oP: sometimes
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah we do
DoGgiEp0oP: we talk about girls and stuff
babyxfiesty: you do???
babyxfiesty: i didnt kno u talked about girls
DoGgiEp0oP: dude of course
babyxfiesty: thats so not a jack topic
DoGgiEp0oP: DUDE!
DoGgiEp0oP: what am i an eunich
DoGgiEp0oP: or a monk
babyxfiesty: HAHAHAHAH

phiLsbury dohbOi: dude im so bored
DoGgiEp0oP: small balls is on tv
phiLsbury dohbOi: what??
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHAHAHHHHAHAAH
DoGgiEp0oP: i mean space balls

DoGgiEp0oP: hey
DoGgiEp0oP: you leaving thursday?
LiLBobDoG2: hi
LiLBobDoG2: friday
DoGgiEp0oP: oh ok
DoGgiEp0oP: well just in case i dont talk to you again ...wanted to say bye
DoGgiEp0oP: cuz ill be in texas this weekend for interview
LiLBobDoG2: ohh
LiLBobDoG2: ic
LiLBobDoG2: bye then
HAH i just got owned

more fun stuff at CAN meetings!!
joe: owww!!!@ my arm just banged on the wall
madeline: you're going to get a bruise
me: what?
madeline: you know..b-r-o-u-s-e

aznxtian: back
DoGgiEp0oP: welcome!
aznxtian: hahhaa
DoGgiEp0oP: yes funny
aznxtian: that sounds liek yourwlcome
DoGgiEp0oP: oh
DoGgiEp0oP: i guess thats funny then....
aznxtian: forget it! i hate you

CEDAR LAKE RETREAT 2003 HIGHLIGHTS!!! (not in any particular order, some paraphrased)
drunk rope course guide!@

me: (singing) the hip bone is connected to the..
madeline: elbow bone!

johnson: lunch is at tomorrow o' clock!

everyone during worship: (singing every move) la la la la la la (song ends)
mike: (dancing) LA ....La....la.... (everyone staring) g
reg: STOP

OH I FEEL LIKE DANCING! (ghetto booty dance)

brian lam's drama mama dance!

madeline's purse that can cook fly and do your dishes....

connie sprawled across the leap of faith platform because she didnt see the 2 additional hand holds...

kenny: i want to encourage you guys to open out to others....

soul train outside of cafeteria w/ ghetto booty dances

madeline: let's sing "You are Holy" !! 'you are lamb of lambs! you are king of kings!!!'

squirrel breaking into cabin 2 and peeing on josh's bed!@!@!!@!!
(updated as i remember)

LidDo 4g3tFuL: where u always on honor role in hr high?
LidDo 4g3tFuL: jr
DoGgiEp0oP: i dont remember
LidDo 4g3tFuL: wat!
LidDo 4g3tFuL: how can u not remember?!
LidDo 4g3tFuL: it wuz onlie like.. 4 years ago!
DoGgiEp0oP: IT WASNT 4 YEARS AGO!@!@!
DoGgiEp0oP: how old am i
LidDo 4g3tFuL: 19?
LidDo 4g3tFuL: arent u going into college?
DoGgiEp0oP: !@!@!@@!!!#@!#!@###

LidDo 4g3tFuL: o mi..
LidDo 4g3tFuL: i got mi period
LidDo 4g3tFuL: thank goodness its AFTER retreat
UHHHH!@!@@! THIS IS WORSE THAN UNCLE ROB TELLING ME HE HAS DIAHREA!@!@!#$!@

DoGgiEp0oP: oh man im reading my emergency class book and it has all these gross pictures bbysheep: awww wat pictures??
bbysheep: like the burns one?
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah and worst
DoGgiEp0oP: like eye balls falling out
bbysheep: EEEW!!!
DoGgiEp0oP: i can show you later i f you want
bbysheep: hahaa okay
bbysheep: what other yucky pictures are there?
hahhah pri is so great....whereas phil....

DoGgiEp0oP: so do you want to see that pic of the eye falling out in my book?
PHILsbury dOhbOi: UH NO.

kelvkicks: we need a website for scheduling ball =)
kelvkicks: ok
DoGgiEp0oP: hahah
kelvkicks: les do it
kelvkicks: i could seriously make one...
kelvkicks: like make it interactive
kelvkicks: so like u can propose a time/place
DoGgiEp0oP: urmm if ou want to...
kelvkicks: and then people can come on and vote...
kelvkicks: haha
kelvkicks: and if u get over 10 then its on
kelvkicks: else forget it
DoGgiEp0oP: hahah we can pick the teams before hand
kelvkicks: haha
kelvkicks: yeah that too
kelvkicks: u can have seedings
DoGgiEp0oP: w/ auto free throw thing
kelvkicks: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: but ppl w different skill points
kelvkicks: yeah just play online
DoGgiEp0oP: w better chances of making
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHHA
kelvkicks: not real play
kelvkicks: haha
kelvkicks: we can keep stats dude
kelvkicks: turnovers kelvkicks: fg %
DoGgiEp0oP: so stupid~

s w t x yammy: wuts the elbow to the hipbone or sumthing?
DoGgiEp0oP: its funny
s w t x yammy: well yuea.. but wut does it mean
DoGgiEp0oP: it doesnt mean anything
DoGgiEp0oP: thats why its funny
s w t x yammy: okie
s w t x yammy: i dont gte it

WuRsHiP247: leave your cell on.. around wat time do you want to eat
DoGgiEp0oP: i dont know? regular lunch tie i guess
WuRsHiP247: ok, a bowtie
DoGgiEp0oP: no lunch tie
WuRsHiP247: ok
WuRsHiP247: fine
WuRsHiP247: does it have little food item pictures on it?
DoGgiEp0oP: no you can eat it
WuRsHiP247: OOOOH
WuRsHiP247: ok we'll eat it for an appetizer
DoGgiEp0oP: ok cool
DoGgiEp0oP: this is by far the stupidest conversation i am having now
WuRsHiP247: hahaha THANKS

HAH another CAN meeting w/ funnies!

Jessica: tammy you look different today
tammy: oh i showered
everyone else: oooohhhhhhhhh that's it

jessica = GENDER DEFENDER!

madeline: i got a papercut
chard: from what??

me in disguise ureg2003: i reutn@
sWeeT j o y 717: what
sWeeT j o y 717: i cant read ur language
ureg2003: i ruetner!
sWeeT j o y 717: i still cant
ureg2003: yes!
sWeeT j o y 717: i cant
sWeeT j o y 717: whats a rueter
sWeeT j o y 717: ruetner
sWeeT j o y 717: who is this?
ureg2003: jack
sWeeT j o y 717: ok
sWeeT j o y 717: whats a ruetner
ureg2003: its this thing
ureg2003: that you eat
ureg2003: its pretty good
sWeeT j o y 717: o ok
sWeeT j o y 717: well
sWeeT j o y 717: enjoy ur "ruetner"

babyxfiesty: niteeee see u tonite
DoGgiEp0oP: urm
DoGgiEp0oP: ok
DoGgiEp0oP: stop dreaminga bout me
babyxfiesty: ...
babyxfiesty: dont get full of urself
DoGgiEp0oP: thats what you said!
babyxfiesty: i said gnite! see u tomaro!
DoGgiEp0oP: babyxfiesty: niteeee see u tonite
babyxfiesty: OPS
babyxfiesty: i mean tomaro
DoGgiEp0oP: i wouldnt normally say that to a girl.....
babyxfiesty: my brains just been on jack mode for too long babyxfiesty: :-* (kissy face)