AzNriiCe01: DANGIT my brain just died
AzNriiCe01: i cant think of a conclusion
AzNriiCe01: and no
DoGgiEp0oP: in conclusion..i am a sexy mama!
AzNriiCe01: SEXY MAMA grabbing technique wont work
AzNriiCe01: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: HAH

s w t x yammy: i sent uiuc app yeterday
DoGgiEp0oP: nice!
DoGgiEp0oP: what is uiuc
s w t x yammy: hahahaha
s w t x yammy: ilinious

LidDo 4g3tFuL: jack
LidDo 4g3tFuL: were u a jealousable person?

DoGgiEp0oP: did you ever read that CAN email
s w t x yammy: yes i did
DoGgiEp0oP: what you think about it
s w t x yammy: i 4got wut it said
s w t x yammy: but it was good
s w t x yammy: i remember
sucks....

trevor: did you know it snowed in compton!?
jessica: OH DUDE YEAH!@!@@!#!@$@
jessica: oh wait no i didnt know that...

KaiAiAi: we r discussing what [spiritual] gifts we think u have
KaiAiAi: hahahaa
DoGgiEp0oP: uh
DoGgiEp0oP: why
DoGgiEp0oP: what you come up w
DoGgiEp0oP: besides gifts of good looking and muscles
KaiAiAi: GOODNESS
DoGgiEp0oP: and humilty

philsbury dohboi: hahaha i made the worst typo ever
philsbury dohboi: philsbury dohboi: so many thongs
philsbury dohboi: gone to waste
philsbury dohboi: THOUGHTS
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHAHHA
DoGgiEp0oP: who wre you talking to
philsbury dohboi: debbie
philsbury dohboi: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: haah
philsbury dohboi: its lawys to girls

Sternum10: so i asked this girl if she would be my girlfriend . . .
Sternum10: and she said no
Sternum10: and i said, are you sure?
Sternum10: and she said . . . yes
Sternum10: and i said . . . so yes you'll be my girlfriend?
Sternum10: and she said no
Sternum10: then i cried and went home to sleep

philsbury dohboi: i dint ansewr that questoin
DoGgiEp0oP: why not
philsbury dohboi: cuz
philsbury dohboi: we wre too busy
philsbury dohboi: talking about
philsbury dohboi: someting else
philsbury dohboi: and that questoin
philsbury dohboi: just got lost in oboivlision

i found the anti-girl!
DoGgiEp0oP: dont you want a bf like tom cruise
LiLTwN401: actually, not really
LiLTwN401: haha
LiLTwN401: i dont htink he's cute
DoGgiEp0oP: what about legolas
LiLTwN401: ew
LiLTwN401: dont tell me you think he's hot too
dude those are a couple of great looking guys....

bbysheep: haha i told my mommy that and taht was the only was she was gonna get it for me DoGgiEp0oP: what the heck did you just say

this is kenny caliber
DoGgiEp0oP: you ahve to warn me of these thigns
PjaMieSayz: why???
PjaMieSayz: it's the surprisement thats fun

DoGgiEp0oP: this will go in my secret blog
LiLBobDoG2: AW MAN
LiLBobDoG2: SECRET BLOG
LiLBobDoG2: i wanna see
DoGgiEp0oP: NO
DoGgiEp0oP: you cant
DoGgiEp0oP: many ppl's reputation will be ruined
DoGgiEp0oP: mainly phils hahha
LiLBobDoG2: AWWW
LiLBobDoG2: pooh
LiLBobDoG2: dude
LiLBobDoG2: what reputation? haha sucks!@

babyxfiesty: hows taiwan?
DoGgiEp0oP: its fun
DoGgiEp0oP: i woke up ultra early this mornign
babyxfiesty: realllyy
DoGgiEp0oP: to go hiking
babyxfiesty: wow
babyxfiesty: in taiwan?

DoGgiEp0oP: theres suppposed to be a place where all the singers and movie stars play basketball
DoGgiEp0oP: but i odntk now where it is
bbysheep: u should go there and beat them all
bbysheep: then you'll become a superstar
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah i want to
DoGgiEp0oP: then they will ask me to be in their music videos and movies
DoGgiEp0oP: and then i'll become popular and all the girls will like me
bbysheep: ahahaha
bbysheep: but then you'll want to stay there and never come back
DoGgiEp0oP: no US girls will hear too!
DoGgiEp0oP: like those crazy F4 fans
bbysheep: hahaha
DoGgiEp0oP: theres a lot in US
bbysheep: hahah
bbysheep: but then you'll have to grow your hair super duper long and be dumb
hahah sorry kenny..im glad you cut your hair =)

at friend ships..
jeremy: what do you call it when doctors stitch up your wounds?
jamie: stitches?
jeremy: oh yeah.

Tammy: IT'S CLAIM JUMPER? I THOUGHT IT WAS CLAM JUMPER!

Tammy: Wait, aren't artichokes those fish? Priscilla: No, that's anchovies.