DoGgiEp0oP: dude my calf feels like one giant knot
DoGgiEp0oP: its knotty
FooL4LifE9: man
FooL4LifE9: haha
DoGgiEp0oP: naughty
DoGgiEp0oP: knotty
DoGgiEp0oP: hah
FooL4LifE9: HAH
FooL4LifE9: its a bad boy
DoGgiEp0oP: HAHAH

ch e R R y 2 4 4: do u need like babysitting?
DoGgiEp0oP: i dont get it
ch e R R y 2 4 4: doggiesitting
ch e R R y 2 4 4: well thats cuz ur doggiepoop
DoGgiEp0oP: ......
DoGgiEp0oP: are you on drugs

ArghMan: haha yeah
ArghMan: i have a midter mtomorrow
ArghMan: and i have to read 450 pages
ArghMan: but i havent started
DoGgiEp0oP: uh yeah
ArghMan: oh did i say 450
DoGgiEp0oP: why you balling then
ArghMan: i meant 30
DoGgiEp0oP: !K!KL@J!:LJ:LJ@
ArghMan: haha

phiLsbury dohbOi: s w t x yammy: o.. wuts the big box thing called that u install in the back of ur trunk to make ur music louder
phiLsbury dohbOi: subwoofer
DoGgiEp0oP: hahaha
DoGgiEp0oP: tammy wants one?
phiLsbury dohbOi: haha i ono
phiLsbury dohbOi: i doyubt it
phiLsbury dohbOi: her car will
phiLsbury dohbOi: fall apart
phiLsbury dohbOi: and evaporate
phiLsbury dohbOi: if she gets one

DoGgiEp0oP: heh guess what i saw today at volunteering at the hospital
Mastermind says: a rat with 2 heads that had a tumor twice the size of its body
DoGgiEp0oP: close...a c-section

phiLsbury dohbOi: for tenses..i hav to stay consisntent throughout right
phiLsbury dohbOi: so it shoudl be past tense?
DoGgiEp0oP: see thats what im not sure of
DoGgiEp0oP: cuz i am bad at that
phiLsbury dohbOi: hehe
phiLsbury dohbOi: ok i think its past cuz im retelling
phiLsbury dohbOi: and usu its past
phiLsbury dohbOi: ill let my eng tehacer read it
DoGgiEp0oP: k
phiLsbury dohbOi: hehe
phiLsbury dohbOi: one thing for sure is not to let kenny read it
phiLsbury dohbOi: or else i get all kind of weird things ilke
phiLsbury dohbOi: i are great

AzNXtiaN: @O*#U@)#@!
AzNXtiaN: man i am so tired
AzNXtiaN: blagoh aglbouae blaheyger
DoGgiEp0oP: that means i will big sleep now
AzNXtiaN: se ygalker herj?
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah i'm not sure though..i think its next friday
AzNXtiaN: l ysjmld
DoGgiEp0oP: but i could be wrong...maybe its saturday
AzNXtiaN: ejp vsm o sdlz
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah i am good looking thanks
DoGgiEp0oP: but stop changing the subject
AzNXtiaN: jsbr upi gohitrd piy ,u vpfr ury
DoGgiEp0oP: no dont take off your pants!@! the heck
DoGgiEp0oP: its not that hot
AzNXtiaN: you're taking off your pants!!
DoGgiEp0oP: AHAHHHA

Ji WoN x 1 00 4: hey phy sci question
Ji WoN x 1 00 4: wuts the function of the pect majoralis?
DoGgiEp0oP: to attract and seduce girls
Ji WoN x 1 00 4: wheres jack whoever u are!?
DoGgiEp0oP: ahahahh

DoGgiEp0oP: dont you get food comas
bbysheep: i dont think so
bbysheep: i dunno how they feel like..so prolly not?
DoGgiEp0oP: you get realyl sleepy after you eat!
DoGgiEp0oP: you eat a lot you should know
bbysheep: hahaah
bbysheep: i know..that's why im so confused
bbysheep: well actually i do get sleepy sometimes
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah you do!
bbysheep: like in math..i used to have it fifth..i always dozed off in that class
DoGgiEp0oP: see thats food coma!
bbysheep: hahah okay
bbysheep: before i thought food coma was like..i duno
DoGgiEp0oP: like what
bbysheep: u die of like poisoning..hehee

DoGgiEp0oP (9:40:37 PM): brb need to poo
slballerkid: yes
slballerkid: sir
DoGgiEp0oP (9:43:07 PM): back
slballerkid: whatthe
slballerkid: how do u shoot them out like so quickly
slballerkid: teach me this
DoGgiEp0oP: i am skilled in many things
slballerkid: darn
slballerkid: at tiems like these i wish i were chinese