DoGgiEp0oP: what you up to
GotsTaBeKevin: farting
GotsTaBeKevin: hehe kinda fun
DoGgiEp0oP: continously?
GotsTaBeKevin: yea
DoGgiEp0oP: wow

DoGgiEp0oP: hyey
phiLsbury dohbOi: hello there my fairymaster
DoGgiEp0oP: not much
phiLsbury dohbOi: i didnt ask you what was up
phiLsbury dohbOi: HAHAHA
DoGgiEp0oP: hahah my brain was on autoresponse

Fool4life9: me and phil
Fool4life9: were so close to getting u a present
DoGgiEp0oP: hahah what was the present
Fool4life9: they were black boxers with red chili peppers on them and it said "hot" all over the thing
Fool4life9: HAHA
Fool4life9: hothothot!
DoGgiEp0oP: AHAHAHHAAH
Fool4life9: but waht a waste of money
Fool4life9: so we decided not to today
Fool4life9: we werent asure if u wud actually wear them
DoGgiEp0oP: ahahhah i would have worn them to brothers appreciation for sure
Fool4life9: HAHAHHA
Fool4life9: :-D

stee barn: jack don't you hate hippopotomonstrocesquipedalian words
DoGgiEp0oP: i'm not sure

xPooPiePuPx: POOPIE PUP TO THE RESCUE!
DoGgiEp0oP: oh my goodness get rid of that screen name NOW

SwTxyAMMY: im a fairy
SwTxyAMMY: yes
SwTxyAMMY: it is true
DogGiep0op: the truth comes out

NSLee728: hey, you left starsky at your apt all by his lonesome?
DoGgiEp0oP: yeah
DoGgiEp0oP: that made no grammatical sense
NSLee728: that made sense!
NSLee728: at least its legible
DoGgiEp0oP: you need to work on your english

DoGgiEp0oP: aright got it
DoGgiEp0oP: muahah
AzNXtiaN: cool!
AzNXtiaN: hoo had it?
DoGgiEp0oP: never say hoo had it ever again you pagan

aZn Sk8eR 32089: i didnt knw it was u
DoGgiEp0oP: whats up
aZn Sk8eR 32089: i thought you were a girl
aZn Sk8eR 32089: cause your sn
DoGgiEp0oP: !!!!! the heck

haPPihaPPij0ij0y: it was like 10 min!!
DoGgiEp0oP: so
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: datz not long...
DoGgiEp0oP: for a guy its a long shower
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: haha.. wuteva
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: wate..
DoGgiEp0oP: ?
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: but ur not a guy..
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: lol
DoGgiEp0oP: thats not funny
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: o ok..
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: but itz funni 4 me
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: so 2 bad
i just got jacked up by a 7th grade girl. the heck

DoGgiEp0oP: man i want to go to wienerchnizal
phiLsbury dohbOi: hahaha
phiLsbury dohbOi: r u sure its not wienriiznitglhezel
phiLsbury dohbOi: or enireniiaslgnlesalz
phiLsbury dohbOi: or wierneirneinzlenlrlanodbgahg23pry9023409ahsdfuioashfhasdf DoGgiEp0oP: im pretty sure

me: can i give you a check? or cash
tim: i prefer cash me: why are you some sort of drug dealer
tim: no a prostitute

angelin183: i wanna drive
DoGgiEp0oP: why
angelin183: cuz it was awesome
DoGgiEp0oP: what was awesome
angelin183: to drive
DoGgiEp0oP: how awesome is it
angelin183: freedom
DoGgiEp0oP: what on earth

haPPihaPPij0ij0y: wutz a good way to tie a report 2gether?
DoGgiEp0oP: what you mean
haPPihaPPij0ij0y: llike....wutz a good way to tie a report 2gether?
DoGgiEp0oP: ok i'm mad

SwTxyAMMY: how school
DoGgiEp0oP: ok
DoGgiEp0oP: i saw a brain today
SwTxyAMMY: whos that

DoGgiEp0oP: where were you tonguth
BaBeeBleuZ: u have
BaBeeBleuZ: joes typing disease
BaBeeBleuZ: where basically
BaBeeBleuZ: your typing skills die
DoGgiEp0oP: yes
DoGgiEp0oP: youerja right
BaBeeBleuZ: AHHHHHHHHHH
BaBeeBleuZ: EVIL PAGAN JOE SPIRIT BE AWAY FROM JACK
DoGgiEp0oP: hah tes
DoGgiEp0oP: yes
BaBeeBleuZ: WAHH STOP
BaBeeBleuZ: PPL ARE DYING

DoGgiEp0oP: who told you no
BaBeeBleuZ: no one
DoGgiEp0oP: then why you thnk that
BaBeeBleuZ: cuz no ones here
DoGgiEp0oP: i'm here
BaBeeBleuZ: U DONT COUNT
BaBeeBleuZ: U ARE WORTHLESS
DoGgiEp0oP: ok you just crushed all my hopes and dreams